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Dennis Miller put it pretty well. he was referring to people getting all up in arms over gays, butr with a couple of word changes, it fits:
"There is nothing more interesting to me than my orgasm, and nothing less interesting to me than yours." I think he also said : "Fighting over religion is like saying 'My imaginary freind is better than yours.'"
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hey everybody.. my shit doesn't stink... :) everyone else sucks because they aren't like me... :)
the above mentioned is still my biggest pet peeve... intolerance... gag also, people that can't wait to see the next scene in the movie and they ask.. WHAT is going to happen....?!?!?!?!
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People who have an epiphany at a movie, and feel they must share it out loud.....
True story. At "Two Towers", first time i saw it, in the theater, we get to the point where we are seeing Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas get agitated. the "White wizard" comes out, Speaking in Christopher Lee's voice, and the fuckhead behinfd me goes "Oh, its Gandalf!" I did a linda blair as my head rotated 180 degrees and i gave the guy a glare that would peel paint off of a car. (i am not a tiny man, im 6'2", 240, and in decent shape) I dint even hear him BREATHE fo rthe rest of the movie. Good thing too. I would have hurt him.
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Here is a good one........when I went to see Ghandi, at the point when he gets shot at the end, after four hours of non-violece message and all, An idiot in front of us yells out about the assasin "Why doesn't somebody kill him!"
Guess he didn't quite understand the entire purpose of the movie.........dolt head!:rolleyes:
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Oh my god.... the word Dullard comes to mind.
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another pet peeve of mine is people leaving their toenail clippings everywhere.. like it's an easter egg hunt for you to find them....
and i also can't stand when people are cocky and better than everyone else no matter what... i think the most common time to find people like that is highschool and early college
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Going nowhere fast............. Yeah, on the toenail thing, hate it when you get them stuck in your foot like glass LOL! :rolleyes: ;)
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