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Old 10-28-2008, 10:57 AM
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Festered ill pull your insides out with my bare hands and hang you out to dry.
Well that doesn't sound very nice(leaves thread, never to return....unless funnier replies are posted). :D
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:58 AM
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Oh fine ill pour acid water on you and throw you in a pool of semen

IS THAT BETTER! lol
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:04 AM
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Oh fine ill pour acid water on you and throw you in a pool of semen

IS THAT BETTER! lol
..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen.... Ya know.... That says ALOT about your personal life.


I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:08 AM
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..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen.... Ya know.... That says ALOT about your personal life.


I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.
Hey some people collect semen it gives them pleasure to look at it :) haha


Id shove you up big fat greasy bums ass
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:14 AM
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Hey some people collect semen it gives them pleasure to look at it :) haha


Id shove you up big fat greasy bums ass
I'd deep fry you like a turkey
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:18 AM
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I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.
That was literally her previous threat to you.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:21 AM
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Cool

Everyone at HDC will be strapped to a chair, with their eyelids held open ah-la a clockwork orange.

While Britney spears music blasts in the background, you will be forced to watch hour after hour of American remakes of your favorite foreign films, followed by hours of videos from bands fronted by movie stars (particularly keannu reaves and russel crowe).

Then you will be presented with the option of commiting sepuku with a browken, rusty dull machete while agry wasps a sprayed at your naked body, or sit through the whole thing over again.


Those that choose to do it over again will be let go at the finish. I will then execute them as they exit the facility with a sharp blow to the head with a ball peen hammer.

The final insult will be when i smudge your new clothes with cheeto fingers.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:34 AM
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..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen....
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:38 AM
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Think of what a lonely, hairy fat guy he would be if he wasnt hung like an ox.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:38 AM
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Hmmm...interesting question...

I would shackle you to the floor in the basement and adorn your arms and legs with small cuts; then I'd order Dominos and a call girl while the rats finished what I started...

...The End...

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