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"Where's my blankie?"
"Oh poo, I've got a hangnail."
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me 
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08-29-2006, 06:30 PM
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michael to freddy..'dude can u scratch my back'?
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my opinion counts dammit so says my Lord :D
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"Oh wait...It's SUNDAY?...I can't kill anyone on SUNDAY, that just wouldn't be right...I'll catch up with you tomorrow, okay?...Don't leave town or anything"
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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Is it friday? Hmm... I can only murder fishermen on friday...
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ok
Theres a 2 for one sale on red heads down at the Super Save on Thursdays. Plus I've got coupons!
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It's not anything you have done it's me. I have some issues right now, my shrink thinks it has something to do with my childhood. Be a luv and put the kettle on and I'll tell you all about it if you want, oh and bring a box of tissues I may get a bit emotional.
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"After this, I'm going to Disneyland!"
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Just messing with....it was too perfect to pass up:p
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I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit. But I'll be back...
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Michael Meyers:That's the best one yet. I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit. But I'll be back... *Walks away* Jamie Lee Curtis sits, bewildered. "Ummm. What the hell just happened?" Loomis: Damned if i know. Shoudl i shoot him? i wanna hear what he says next... :)
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