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02-26-2006, 04:52 AM
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kitties are just lil pe0ple.
except........they have "LARGE TALONS" heh heh 
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02-26-2006, 04:54 AM
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And, um, I am not quite sure that the elephant husky is a real animal.
Looking it up now to see if it's real or not. But I don't expect that it is.
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02-26-2006, 02:15 PM
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awwwwwwwwwwww ..them kitties a real cute..
Mine is black ..with the sentiment of a pmsing woman.. He's old ...and bloody mischevious, and he attacks dogs.
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I'm considering buying a pygmy goat.
 I think I'll name him Juggernaut.
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03-02-2006, 06:19 AM
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Wow! That is amaz........wait a minute! You told be your pygmy's name was Sambuca!
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03-02-2006, 07:15 AM
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"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Julliette is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon who art sick and pale with grief. Be not her maid since she is envious. Her vestal livery is but sick and green and none do wear it. Cast it off..."
(The Tragedy of Romeo and Julliette- William Shakespeare, as written from memory only, by Haunted) Hah hah! It was time that some asshole infiltrated this thread with some mad dramatic skills.! HAW! It's an HDC rule that someone come and fuck up the flow. This was my turn. HEHEHEHEHEHEH! I still love you, though, Newb!:D
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03-03-2006, 05:29 AM
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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and
an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin is amazed, so he says, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there is a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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03-03-2006, 05:48 AM
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Quote:
Still won't stop you dancing tho so keep on truckin'
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a monkey walks into a bar and proceeds to get drunk, absolutely legless. . . they call him a cab. . . he staggers up his steps, falls down in a snowdrift and wakes up to find his socks are still wet. . .
i wish it was just a joke
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