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Old 02-17-2006, 10:21 AM
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Dear IA:


I want it ALL the time but have recently been informed that 'humans need sleep'....If I were to seek pleasure elsewhere (other than human, of course) would that be cheating?....And...Where can I find an 'immortal' (they aren't human, right?) in case it ISN'T cheating?




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Old 02-17-2006, 11:54 AM
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How do i explain to my wife & kids that i'm on a bus to Kentucky on a "business trip", while they are sitting at home waiting for their supper.


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Old 02-17-2006, 01:50 PM
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Dear IA:
I want it ALL the time but have recently been informed that 'humans need sleep'....If I were to seek pleasure elsewhere (other than human, of course) would that be cheating?....And...Where can I find an 'immortal' (they aren't human, right?) in case it ISN'T cheating?
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Dear IA:

I'm an Immortal with a perpetual hard-on and insomnia - - what can I do to, uhm, 'fill' the time?

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Old 02-17-2006, 03:11 PM
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LOL...I can't really laugh too loudly at the moment because the baby is sleeping beside me....BUT...You guys DID make me giggle pretty loud....hahaha:)



I already KNEW that Newb was incredibly witty and clever....However, it looks like Zero may end up being a fairly decent adversary;)...*is impressed*
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:39 PM
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Dear IA..
em too perfect..
my teeth are perfect
my hair is perfect..
my complexion and manner is perfect..
Just downright 'PREFECT'
But...i have one little flaw..
my feet are crooked.
How can i get perfect feet .??
hahahahahha.. You bitch. :p
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:44 PM
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LOL..Lala
i used to think my black heads were maori freckles..
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:28 PM
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Dear I.A.

The banana has rotted. What do I do now?

-Confused Fruit Abuser
Smoke a cigarette.
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Originally posted by stubbornforgey

Dear IA..
em too perfect..
my teeth are perfect
my hair is perfect..
my complexion and manner is perfect..
Just downright 'PREFECT'
But...i have one little flaw..
my feet are crooked.
How can i get perfect feet .??
Chop your feet off. That way you're nothing but perfect features.
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Dear IA:


I want it ALL the time but have recently been informed that 'humans need sleep'....If I were to seek pleasure elsewhere (other than human, of course) would that be cheating?....And...Where can I find an 'immortal' (they aren't human, right?) in case it ISN'T cheating?

Faithful But Needin' It

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Sleeping with dieties is in fact, not cheating. We all know that the Greek Gods raped women in the form of animals and people wrote about it with praise.

My suggestion... Go to Greece and make yourself available.
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:33 PM
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Dear IA75

How do i explain to my wife & kids that i'm on a bus to Kentucky on a "business trip", while they are sitting at home waiting for their supper.


The Immortal newb
Tell them a story about a man who once saved your life while copiously weeping. The next day pretend you just got a phone call from someone saying that same man died. They won't fault you for leaving to go to his "funeral".
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