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Old 09-17-2005, 10:23 PM
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The Chimp is as pissed as he can be. They didn't feed him for two days, then they jabbed him with sharp sticks, then they punched it's baby chimps right in front of him. Then they put him in an enclosed racquetball court with Bruce Lee.

Care to rethink your answer?
I've seen pictures of this elderly man who was disemboweled by a monkey. I'm pretty sure Bruce would be in the same situation by the end of it. That and Bruce Lee is dead, so I could kick his ass in a fight too.
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:23 PM
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Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?

...Cuz I wouldn't do that.
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:28 PM
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Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?
What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


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Old 09-17-2005, 10:30 PM
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What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


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You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:32 PM
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You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?
I'd call and tell them that I'd love to help them, but in order for them to be released, I'd have to suck poo out of someone's butt. They'd understand. (My stomach is officially turned by the way)
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:33 PM
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(My stomach is officially turned by the way)
Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:36 PM
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Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.
I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:39 PM
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I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.
Whatever helps... I'm having a water bottle.:D
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This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:26 PM
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This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"
...LOL!!!!
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