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A clown with a heart of gold.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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"Music does not create in the heart what was not already there" |
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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anyone pissed about anything.??
I am pissed because I am fucking broke now, I spent too much money this week ordering shit online. I hate that I get behind on posts on my work days, I am usually too damn tired to be online. |
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Here goes.
My asshole bosses brother in law works at the dealership I work at. The fucking guy isnt qualified to fix a ham sandwich let alone a VW. Anyways one of the car lifts was up in the air without a car on it and this moron walked right into it and banged his head but good. I asked him if he was OK. He said yea he wasnt watching were he was going. And then I got pissed at myself for even asking the guy because I would like to filet him and hang him in a tree. So I said thats too bad and started laughing at him which is what I should have done in the first place. I guess seeing someone in pain isnt funny unless I am the one inflicting it.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I have chronic headaches, and nobody cares.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I was talking about my parents, but thanks, though.:D
Yes, I am a loser that lives with her parents while she writes the great American novel, and will most likely end up working at Bath and Bodyworks until said novel is finished.
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