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my wife isnt into v-day at all, but i always get her a card and a goofy gift
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See, the important thing with flowers is to find out what they like Oustisde of roses. Mywife doesnt even care for roses, she likes lilies, which dont get gouged, and gets a bigger smile.
I was aiming that previous statement at the Why do i have to do all this shit for vday? whats in it for me" crowd. I am romantic :)
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Valentines Day is just yet another way to make the single majority of America feel like shit...
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lots of fun for the abused kids |
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My kids PICK me flowers all the time...That's okay because it doesn't cost anything (as long as they aren't the neighbors' flowers that they just planted that spring...lol)...and it requires effort, rather than just money... OH...AND...If ANYONE EVER puts flowers on my grave, I swear that I will pull a 'Carrie in the dream sequence at the end of the movie'...If I don't want them while I'm alive, I sure as FUCK won't need them when I'm dead :rolleyes:
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We think a lot alike Blood. If only I lived a little closer......
and had long black flowing hair....... and was about 20 years younger........ and dressed just in black....... and didn't have a wife and four kids..... we could make beautiful music together. as long as it was bluesy southern rock.:D |
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