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Old 11-06-2004, 11:29 PM
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I don't know if it's just because I'm fucking wrecked off my ass or what?

But, I've only gotten through the first page of this thread...and it is EASILY the funniest fucking shit I have EVAAAAR read!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 11-07-2004, 12:09 AM
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I don't know if it's just because I'm fucking wrecked off my ass or what?

But, I've only gotten through the first page of this thread...and it is EASILY the funniest fucking shit I have EVAAAAR read!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh...Keep reading, Sweetie...It gets MUCH funnier..lol ;) :)
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:21 AM
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Yeah, just wait 'til you hear the bit about the monkeys ass getting dildo fucked til it bled by the one handed mexican with the funky limp....hilarious!!!:D
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:57 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sergio
[B]And about the face paint if it disturbs you then look at porn while masturbating instead of my pictures.

It doesn't really disturb me, I was just curious why a man feels the need to wear make-up.

As far as masturbating to your picture...no thanks. I would much rather have sex with my wife.
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Old 11-07-2004, 04:02 AM
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Yeah...his wife 'Bruce'.:p
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Old 11-07-2004, 04:14 AM
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That would be Mrs. Bruce to you Cheeba.:p
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Old 11-07-2004, 04:16 AM
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Cheeba... you dont wear make-up or do you?
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Old 11-07-2004, 04:41 AM
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I don't, as I personally don't want, or need to.

However, understanding why another male would want to, would be a relative thing.
I mean, unless you can see things from his individual perspective, you wouldn't gain a full understanding of his reasons even if he were to spell it out for you.

I quietly ponder questions like this sometime yet don't usually dwell on them. Instead, I just tell myself that even if I had all the answers in front of me, I would still be unable to interpret them.

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Old 11-07-2004, 05:01 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cheeba V2.0
[B]I don't, as I personally don't want, or need to.

However, understanding why another male would want to, would be a relative thing.
I mean, unless you can see things from his individual perspective, you wouldn't gain a full understanding of his reasons even if he were to spell it out for you.[QUOTE]


Fair enough. Just fucking with him Cheeba.:D
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:20 AM
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It doesn't really disturb me, I was just curious why a man feels the need to wear make-up.

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Why just men? Why not ask why women wear make up also?

Just wonderin' :confused:
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