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08-23-2004, 10:39 AM
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Ralph's got some great one-liners...
"My cat's breath smells like catfood." "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" but the best one is when they're parodying The Lord of the Flies and Ralph runs past the camera and his war paint is made up like a cat and then he lets out his battlecry... "Meow." |
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08-23-2004, 10:44 AM
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08-23-2004, 10:45 AM
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I always liked thes eones:
"I'm Learndeding!" "What's a battle?" When a rat runs of with his dad's key to the city: "That Pointy kitty has daddy's key" We have pet rats and i call the pointy kitties all the time, hehe "He's gonna smell like hot dogs." In reference to starting fires: "At my house, we call them 'uh-ohs'"
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08-23-2004, 11:46 AM
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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08-23-2004, 12:05 PM
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Ralph Wiggum
"I ate the purple berries....They taste like burning..."
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by |
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08-23-2004, 12:12 PM
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ralph
"my nose makes its own bubblegum" "tastes like grandma!" "awww. i bent my wooky" "your valentine sure was funny. it said you cohoc hoo choose me, and there was a picture of a train.... so.. do you like..... stuff?" |
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