Who the hell are you?

[Egekrusher]

That isn't Shanks? Fuck me.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Ok Stingy. You going to read that story or not????

o_0

:)

Yes! I will get to it. :D Although, it may not be today. I have to read Wuthering Heights by next week ... and I feel too social right now to leave the general forum.

[nv.]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Oh okay. You don't have to talk about your genitals. Do you mind if I talk about mine?

I have a penis, who resides in dangling formation (most of the time, unless he is alerted by the presence of a nearby vagina) in front of a sack that contains a pair of testes. There have been occaisions, these testes have been purposefully kicked and accidentally struck by many various flying objects. I don't like it when this happens, so it has become a Pavlovian reflex for me that if I see any foreign thing (object or foot, or fist) hurtling it's way towards me, and the bag holding my magic jewels is in its current trajectory, I will quickly attempt to interject my hands and one of my legs into said trajectory. There have been occaisions, however, where this reflex has caused me to hit myself in the testes .... thus, leaving me utterly confused as to how I should react when something is flying at my balls.

That made me actually laugh out loud, thus getting strange reactions from the morons that I work with...Thanks Stingy!

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by nv.
That made me actually laugh out loud, thus getting strange reactions from the morons that I work with...Thanks Stingy!

:) My pleasure. I actually came back to this thread to post a "I wonder why nobody had anything to say about my genital post" post. But, you beat me to it. :)

[Shadowstar]

Ahem...back on topic...

name: Renee
age: Just turned 17
status: Single, but I hope not for long..
eyes: Hazel-ish
hair: Brown, blonde and pink
height: 5'6"
weight: Unlike Arioch, I'll share my fatness with the world. 117
Job: Student/Musician
hobbies: I play the drums in my band, and I like drawing stuff on myself, I hope to get a tatoo one of these days.

Um, lets see. I was born in Milwaukee, WI. I've been living here all my life so far. I play the drums in a band called Flood The Veins. (Might have heard from Evis) I enjoy spending time with my friends and my father and brother. I hate school and I love drinking.

:)

[moonsorrow]

never thought id do this...but what the fuck:

name: Sorg
age: 21
status: taken
eyes: grey
hair: blonde
height: 6 ft
weight: 80 kilos...i have no clue how much that is in lbls... twice that or something of the sort
Job: nmd

im vocals in a band... i like to drink, i like to fight... i collect swords... what else is there to say?

[Egekrusher]

Damn Nords. Always starting fights. Never finishing them. :eek:

[moonsorrow]

oy! i recent that

[fluffho]

SUre why not

name: Kristin
age: 19
status: taken?
eyes: almost black
hair: black and whatever i do to it
height: 5'2
weight: yah right
Job: yah right

Graduated HS in 2002. wasnt gonna go for the BA but i need to to get my lexus, probably will take me 6 years. hahaha. doing the cop thing as u all know.

[bwind22]

Name: Brian
Age: 24
Hometown: St. Paul, Minnesota
Status: Engaged
Hair: Short, brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'11
Weight: 150 lbs (roughly)
Hobbies: Playing poker (lots and lots of poker), watching movies, playing video games, smoking the green leaf, specnding time with girlie, binge drinnking whenever I get a day off, debating