when your life goes south

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

:D

You are hellbent on giving Newb a really serious run for his Funniest Member Horry this year, Doc.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

:D

You posted the same time I did...I'm glad I didn't miss this...That was awesome

Ironically, Posher DID end up with my silver pentacle packed in his things somehow...He had to send it back to me in the mail...

[Angra]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

She just hacks 'em to pieces then makes another sunday barbecue with 'em. Deep fried.

Complete with smoked salmon caviar and pudding.

Oh really?

Good news, Zero. There IS a place available for you afterall.




Raynes family is starving.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Angra

Good news, Zero. There IS a place available for you afterall.

Raynes family is starving.

OMG!...That would be a completely AWESOME tagline for a movie!!!!

FERRET!!!!!


Okay, I really have to clean the kitchen and make dinner now...Take care, guys...It's been fun :)

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

Dude, you lost me at "Posher would almost certainly kill everyone"....

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

:D

You are hellbent on giving Newb a really serious run for his Funniest Member Horry this year, Doc.

I'm on a caffeine cleanse at present. I have not consumed anything today that does not contain caffeine. With the exception of three Keebler grasshopper cookies. Hopefully, I will level out and be able to use the energy productively sometime before eight o' clock when my girlfriend gets home from work and chides me for doing something so stupid. It's not quite as bad as the time I had that Big Gulp of Mountain Dew mixed with absinthe.

[crabapple]

Yeah, but............are you a Power Monkey now ...???


:confusedconfused:

:rolleyes:

[Zero]

i was told yesterday - 'you ought to buy some ties' - so yes,

I am a powerMonkey!

[Elvis_Christ]

Glad to hear it worked out zero. I was going to suggest furnature removal but I don't think you'd be cut out for it:

[Posher778]

If you only take one thing out of reading Rayne's post, when considering moving in, take note that the room across from where Seri is staying.... Smells funny :)

I didn't fall in love with Seri. I loved her before I even came up there :)

And I paid you back for the extra water I used, tyvm.