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Old 02-14-2009, 07:23 PM
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the romance so far :

9:30--The wife makes pancakes for breakfast

after I did a few chores around the house

12:30--The wife takes the youngest boy to work and goes food shopping

2:00--The wife gets home and we put groceries away...the house is empty at this point

2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping

later we go over to my daughters house and order take-out...I have the "seafood special"...it ain't bad

have a few beers....and get home at about 11

The wife goes to bed...I'm on the computer...not for long...I feel a nasty cold coming on


after 28 years together....I'm very content
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Old 02-15-2009, 03:07 AM
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2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping
so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:24 AM
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so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:30 AM
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novadawn969 - Those L4D cards are AWESOME!

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So Valentine's Day turned out FANTASTIC...

  1. Boyfriend cooked brunch
  2. We cuddled on the couch and watched Kitchen Nightmares
  3. Headed out to watch Friday the 13th remake
  4. Went to a fetish store where he bought me some goodies (he surprised me with this, by the way, which was AWESOME) :cool:
  5. Went to a stake house and had the best lamb I ever tasted
  6. Got home, gave HIM that you wanna look...
  7. And then slept peacefully :D

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Old 02-15-2009, 09:49 AM
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!FUCK THATS FUNNY !!!!
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:12 PM
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lol that's pretty funny
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:16 PM
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2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping


No... that's funny!

Way to go, stud muffin.
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Old 02-15-2009, 04:21 PM
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so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D

I thought Newb was showing off until Urge broke it down.

Good job too, was starting to feel inadequate ;)
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Old 02-15-2009, 04:42 PM
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I thought Newb was showing off until Urge broke it down.

Good job too, was starting to feel inadequate ;)
Now your all rejuvenated and all? :D The motor's running again?:p
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Old 02-15-2009, 04:53 PM
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Now your all rejuvenated and all? :D The motor's running again?:p

Nice!! :D

It had stalled for a moment there but nothing a little push couldn't fix!;)
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