Horror Haikus

[ChronoGrl]

Thinking about poetic horror makes me think of Pedro the Lion's Never Leave a Job Half Done.

A haiku for you, David Bazan:

Blood stains on my hands
Quick, drag her to the kitchen
Hide the evidence.

[Marley's Ghost]

Happy Thanksgiving
Why does turkey make you sleep
Its the Tryptophan

[ChronoGrl]

haha... Nice use of Tryptophan.



Haiku for Thanksgiving... From the turkey's perspective.


Gobbling in my pen.
Here comes the Farmer Walace -
... ... ... ... ...

[ChronoGrl]

Chrono is real bored
Resurrects her second thread
PLEASE someone save me

[fortunato]

here's something to do
when you're really bored at home:
resurrect old posts.

oh, wait...
nevermind.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Despare

I swear I thought the second line was going to break the rules and just say "she cried more, more, more".

HaHa, that was EXACTLY what popped into my head :)


While reading this thread
Newb's Zombie coat and glasses
Made me laugh out loud

:D

[Papillon Noir]

Running in the night
Knife in hand, he follows me
There is no escape

Ankle twists, falling down
Eyes wide, tears running down my cheeks
Helpless now, he's here

He whispers of death
Knife gleaming as it plunges
Hot breath on my face

Pain and he smiles
Blood cascades down, so cold now
Last breath leaving me

(not quite the same ones I wrote in grade school :p )

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

How else would a zombie express himself? I give you ZOMBIE HAIKUS

Slow, stiff and shuffling
Nothing works like it used to
My nose just fell off



Squinting in the sun
Moans and groans replace all words
Who was I before?



Sensations recede
Only hunger pains remain
Must eat brains…brains…brains



Wishing I could sleep
As the bullets rip my flesh
Never asked for this

Muhhh gahhh ughhh gruntttt guhhh

unhhh ughhh gahhh unhhh gohhh ughh ermmm

Guhhh bahhh ughhh guhhh Brains.

[Zero]

Must have been the wind
A creaking floorboard perhaps
Surely nothing more

[newb]

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir

Running in the night
Knife in hand, he follows me
There is no escape

Ankle twists, falling down
Eyes wide, tears running down my cheeks
Helpless now, he's here

He whispers of death
Knife gleaming as it plunges
Hot breath on my face

Pain and he smiles
Blood cascades down, so cold now
Last breath leaving me

(not quite the same ones I wrote in grade school :p )

very nice:D