This Should Be Funny, But I'm Going To Need Some Help

[Angra]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

78) Angra lost his virginity before his dad did.

LOL

Eeeewwww.. That's kinda gross, Rayne. :p

[dewaholic]

38) Dewaholic can delete the Recycling Bin.


A good ability to have

Like the 2nd one too

[Marya Zaleska]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

I'm sure that everyone has seen all of the Chuck Norris boast things, like "Chuck Norris is so bad that..."...whatever...

Anyway...I found a bunch of them (in that type of style) and I thought it would be funny (yeah, I know...Just humor me...OKAY?) to randomly put the names of our forum members into the 'boasts'...Cuz, personally, I think you guys are WAY more awesome than Chuck Norris (heh...how cheesy was THAT? :D)

If you have no freaking idea what the hell I'm talking about, that's okay because you can still help me out...When I'm finished, you'll see what I mean

So...

What I need is to TRY to get everyone's name who is here on a regular basis...I really don't want to leave anyone out, and since I'm not here as often as I used to be it's more difficult for me to determine who should be on the list...All I really need is names...And remember, all of the names will be added RANDOMLY to this thing I'm doing, and that should make it even funnier

I've got:

Hammerfan
Zwoti
V
Newb
Sam
Crabapple
Roderick Usher
Elvis
Vod
Despare
Bwind
IllDojo
Novakru
Dude Guadalupe (it's okay, he'll see it)
Doc Faustus
VampClown
Neverending
Flayed (even though I'm not sure he'll see it)
Geddy
MassacreMan
Posher
Dante
Kemal
Mothman
AmericanManiac
Disease
Ferret
Slasherman
DP McCoy
Angra
Return
Murderdoll
Scarecrow
Xtrava
Manchester
Alky
Kane Hodder
Dewaholic
Freak
HorrorObsessed
Jenna
Nikki
YourLastMistake
Hamburger
Gorephobia
Mordrid (wait a minute, where the hell has he been?...Did he leave?)
Zero (Fourth from the bottom...heh)
HorrorWench (but, she doesn't hang out in the General Forum much, so she may not see it...hmm)
Cheeba (he's in and out...Not sure if he'd wanna be included, or if he'd even see it)
Spal (She'll see it if Cheeba does :))



Who did I miss (who might actually see this thing)?

Why me! Your hostess to the supernatural, Maria ZaleskY!

I too have been away to the illness and death of a close friend. But need to get back.

[Dudeman]

Haha, these are great. They made my day.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

:D Fuck that cracked me up!

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

53) Newb was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

Damn right.... get that man a beer.

[yourlastmistake]

Damn Bloodrayne, you actually brought a tear to my one good eye.:)

[Zero]

47) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Zero.

for fear of my hot monkey sex