|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
#42
08-24-2006, 04:56 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
hows about a fuck first ??
__________________
my opinion counts dammit so says my Lord :D 
|
|
#43
08-24-2006, 02:56 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Shit, I lost my retainer. My mom's gonna KILL ME.
__________________
"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
|
|
#44
08-24-2006, 08:21 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I swear to you officer, she said she was eighteen!
__________________
 Quote:
|
|
#45
08-25-2006, 10:27 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
counselor: "Mr. Kreuger, it's your turn."
Freddy: "My name's Freddy and.....I'm a homicidal maniac." group: "Hi, Freddy."
__________________
I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
|
|
#47
08-26-2006, 09:32 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
COOKIE!!!!!
__________________
"Your mother ate my cookie"..."Not all of it" Big Bird's a bitch C is for cookie...and Cannibal Corpse, and Cradle Of Filth, and Clutch, and Children Of Bodom, and Crypts, and Corpses, and Crucifiction, and Cremation, and Cannibalism, and Castration, and Cauterization, and Cemeteries, and Chainsaws, and Creepy, and Chaos, and Chupacabra, and Chimera, and Carnivorous, and Carnage, and Cerberus, and Coffins, and.....
|
|
#48
08-27-2006, 11:47 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!
__________________
By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
|
|
#49
08-27-2006, 05:29 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
very funny and good to see you back around Haunted!
__________________
Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV 
|
|
#50
08-27-2006, 05:33 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
"What's in your wallet?"
__________________
MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
|
 |
|
|
