missing person report

[Yellow Jacket]

I'm glad to see you're back Zero, and am sorry that you got dumped (women can be bitches). Though, I'm sad to say that now we can't post missing signs and funny pictures of you doing dumb shit (and cheating on us you bastard). :p Welcome back, Zero!

BTW, your avatar's cigarrete really does light up after awhile. Pretty cool. Now, give me a smoke.

[Zero]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
About time you came home.!!!
'somebody lock the doors'
Em sorry to hear about what you went through zero..'cough' ..BITCH!!
How dare she...gosh..what is it with damned females these days.
Well..may a thousand fleas infest her hairy ass.
Can i pass on the banana..??I need it to make a cake for a birthday party today..but no doubt i will end up by
buying one from the bakery cos i dunno how to bake for shit.
Zero..'stubborn gets all sloppy'
Your a rather unique little monkey and
you were sorely missed.
'love you bro'
Now if i were you..i would send her the bill
for last weeks groceries.
Now can you move to new zealand and cook for me..?????
Either you or FM ..either.. eyether.
Come and sit here and i will pick out all your cooties. :D
BTW..i gave up smoking too ...for a whole week when i had the flu.
em weak!!weak i say..

SF - i'd happily cook anything you'd like (of course, i'll need plane fair to NZ first :D )

I do absolutely love the "send her the grocery bill" idea .. . that's so tempting I just might do it.

Fortunately, (for me) we don't really have mutual friends or places we both would hang out - so I think I'm better off just keeping her as far from my mind as possible

(even if i have to do it without any cigggies)

:D

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I'm glad to see you're back Zero, and am sorry that you got dumped (women can be bitches). Though, I'm sad to say that now we can't post missing signs and funny pictures of you doing dumb shit (and cheating on us you bastard). :p Welcome back, Zero!

BTW, your avatar's cigarrete really does light up after awhile. Pretty cool. Now, give me a smoke.

don't worry YJ - i promise to periodically disappear - allowing everyone to make as much fun of me as they'd like. . . i pride myself on being consistently and absolutely unreliable!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
don't worry YJ - i promise to periodically disappear - allowing everyone to make as much fun of me as they'd like. . . i pride myself on being consistently and absolutely unreliable!!

That's good to hear! In the meantime, here's a disturbing picture I got of Zero:

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Zero
"You're funny, but not fun."
:)

Zero:You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Girlfriend:Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Zero:No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Girlfriend:[long pause] ah...er

Zero:[starts hurling copious amounts of monkey dung]
:p


In all seriousness though,sorry to hear things went sour.

Welcome back

[Zero]

Originally posted by mothermold
Zero:You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Girlfriend:Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Zero:No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Girlfriend:[long pause] ah...er

Zero:[starts hurling copious amounts of monkey dung]
:p


In all seriousness though,sorry to hear things went sour.

Welcome back

DAMN! Another great line - why didn't I think of Goodfellas! Arrghhh - its funny how at some moments nothing comes to mind except - "fuck you". . . and I didn't even say that.

Ahh well. . . . c'est la vie! (and monkey dung!)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Zero
well. . . for a ripe bannana!!

apologies for the long silence - i've been on now and again, but not for very long - it is (honestly) very kind of you all to notice . . . it has really been the only nice thing that's happened to me this week. . . because:

I got dumped!! (taah daah!) Shocking, yes, who could resist an adorable monkey like myself . . .(well, actually I can answer that question in great detail as i know EXACTLY who could resist my charms and, indeed, someone who was apparently repelled by them).

So, the brief snap shot of the gory details:

I'm cooking up dinner and waiting for her to drop by after work (our usual practice over the past few months). She stops in, usual chit chat, we eat dinner (and that's the part that annoys me - she EATS MY FOOD AND THEN DUMPS ME). . . anyway, i'm clearing up after, she's sitting at the table and says, "can we talk about something" - words that always mean: "brace yourself for the big dumperoo". Anyway, she says "I don't think things are working out," and I (STUPIDLY) ask "why." She says, "its just not the kind of relationship I thought it would be. And, again (EVEN MOR STUPIDLY) I ask, "in what way?" And she says (and this is the line that will haunt my psyche for years) :

"You're funny, but not fun."

Well, what do you say to that. . . she asked to grab her things, I said I'd make it easy and take a walk. An hour later I come back home (from the freezing cold) to find all her stuff gone, my key laying in the middle of my table (no note or anything), and a pile of dirty dishes!

Love Stinks.

Long story short, I should be back on HDC more often. :)

Damn it boy...You are beginning to sound like me. And that next to last line is the truth. :(

[stubbornforgey]

Em telling ya both...
get an ugly woman for a partner..
she will be loyal..cook great food...
sense of humor...'dunno about the bed stuff'..but i swear by the hair on my sister in laws chinny chin chin..they are damned great as soul mates..:D

[bloodrayne]

I'm sorry about what happened, Zero.......It's good to joke about it, it helps to make it a little easier...Even though it still hurts like hell...


Here's something to think about...


If it didn't work out, it simply wasn't meant to be...

If it wasn't meant to be, then the girl who dumped you was just wasting your time and standing in the way of you finding the person you ARE supposed to be with...

Now you're free to find that person...


She's waiting for you, out there somewhere

[Haunted]

Damn, Zero, I was gone two weeks on a mental health vacation, you're gone less than 36hrs and people are like, "WHERE'S ZERO??!!! Oh, God, how do we survive?! Cruel cruel world!! Bring us back our Zero!!!"

*twirls hair* You must be, like, popular or something.

;) :D