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Dear IA,
I'm a huge Oakland Raiders fan. I've recently grown a beard, and some jerk keeps telling me I look like Jake Plummer. I'd kill him, but he's by bartender. What should I do? -Anger Rising
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02-17-2006, 09:28 AM
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I read somewhere that most dogs eat poop at some point. There's a lot of dogs in the world, millions and millions! Isn't that too many, if most or all of them eat poop? Can anything be done about this????
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02-17-2006, 09:30 AM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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02-17-2006, 09:32 AM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Dear IA,
I was told by someone to stop my addiction to cigarettes and start drinking, heavily. I have a problem with this though. I don't have any alcohol. I am still stuck here with two babies and have no vehicle, what should I do? High and Dry(lol you don't know how true that is)
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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02-17-2006, 09:37 AM
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Dear I.A.-
My "friends" are trying to convince me that a banana would be a faithful sex companion. Is this true?
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02-17-2006, 09:40 AM
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Well, there is always self-restraint... but this is America.... Alright, idle hands are the Devil's something-or-other, so I would suggest occupying yourself with something. Start writing a short story, or make a costume for one of your babies so the other gets jealous.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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02-17-2006, 09:45 AM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Dear I.A.
The banana has rotted. What do I do now? -Confused Fruit Abuser
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take it from a females perspective ..
'soz IA'.. carrot...you can never go wrong.. but i have a ques for you .. what are you doing trying to sex it with a banana??You don't have the facility to accomodate.. and leave the poor fruit alone ..LOL. Dear IA.. em too perfect.. my teeth are perfect my hair is perfect.. my complexion and manner is perfect.. Just downright 'PREFECT' But...i have one little flaw.. my feet are crooked. How can i get perfect feet .??
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