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Old 12-16-2003, 12:05 AM
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hey guys

hey looks like no one likes my jokes.. cause i havent had anyone tell me... awwwwwww woe is me woe is me :D ... come on ppl i need encouragement..... hgehehehhehe :D

two cockroaches eating shit, one of them says... man this shit stinks...... the other one says, ewwww grosss man, not while i am eating.. jhahahahahhahahahaha :D
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:47 AM
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:17 AM
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^^^^ is that like when you fuck a kangaroo,. lol hahhaha..:D


hmmmmm

this man takes his parrot to the vet cause he had been making funny noises. the vet after examining the parrot tells the owner, that the parrot needs to have sex.... the man doesnt know where to get a female parrot from and he also doesnt want them to have babies.,... so the vet suggests that as he has a female parrot why dont we make them have sex and for the help of my female parrot services, you pay me $50.... so the man agrees..

they take the parrot to the basement, where there is this bird cage with the female parrot. they put the male parrot inside the cage and come upstairs..after 10 mins there is a lot of hue and cry coming from the basement, the man and the vet rush down to the basement. there all the bird feathers are flying around, so when they approach the cage,,, there the male parrot has the female parrot on the floor and with his wings, is taking her feathers out... and is shouthing,,, for $5O I WANT YOU NAKED BITCH ..


hehehheheee lol :D
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:38 AM
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I would like to make fun of tennis, but I think they do a good enough job of making fun of their selfs.
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:48 AM
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Funny =/

A cat petting a duck isn't funny.

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Old 12-17-2003, 02:55 AM
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hey theory

btw its not the pic.. read what it says in the message and subject...... thank you very much... :)
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:58 AM
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That does not change the fact that it's not funny
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Old 12-17-2003, 03:01 AM
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k its a free world... you dont have to find it funny... ..:)
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:40 AM
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I thought it was funny...... :p
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Old 12-17-2003, 10:08 PM
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Talking hey thanks

thanks aasiyan... its good to see that some ppl still have a good sense of humour... :).. you rock... hey aasiyan... pm me sometime,,..
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