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09-25-2005, 06:13 PM
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LMFAO!!!, Angra....
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"One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." ...Iron Maiden... 
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09-25-2005, 07:27 PM
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I wouldn't want to have a "super huge" penis...I would, however, like to have a normal-sized penis...I could do all kindsa stuff with that thing....lol
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09-25-2005, 11:07 PM
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Iīm sure Dustin would be really happy about that...:rolleyes:
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09-25-2005, 11:24 PM
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I'll be the first to admit it's not very long....
But it's AS BIG AROUND as a TUNA CAN!!!
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09-25-2005, 11:44 PM
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So..I was thinkin'...Maybe if I had one for about 24 hours, just so I could try it out...What would I do with it? Well....I could: Pee standing up...I think that would come in handy, especially if we were fishing or walking in the woods or something, and restrooms weren't very close Write my name in the snow Smack somebody with it Measure it...Cuz, I heard that guys do that... Masturbate...Just to see what that feels like for a guy...Cuz, it seems that so many of them do it...It must be pretty...umm...satisfying... Poke somebody in the eye with it...Just because I could, and it would be funny...I could be like, "Oh, did I poke you in the eye with my penis?...Gee, I'm sorry, it's still new, I'm not really used to it yet, I suppose I should be more careful with it"...And, they'd never know that I really did it on purpose...Muahahaha:p I know that I would think of lots more things to do with it, if I actually had one....But, I'd probably end up getting it stuck in something before the 24 hours was over, just because I'd be curious and try so many different things with it OH...And...I suppose I could actually have sex with it, too........Just not with Dustin...lol
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09-25-2005, 11:46 PM
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That's the best part of having a penis!
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09-25-2005, 11:57 PM
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LMMAO Yeah, we men LOVE to club down people with our huge dicks. You see it all the time. :p :p
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09-26-2005, 12:06 AM
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Masturbate: You donīt think a lot of women do it as well? It isnīt satisfying for you? Hmmmm... Poor woman..:rolleyes: Pee standing up: Well, no complaints there. Except that we canīt hit what weīre aiming at.:D Write my name in the snow: Overrated. You either have to hold it for days or have a really short name.;)
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09-26-2005, 12:16 AM
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09-26-2005, 12:24 AM
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Hm... Maybe. But it takes some skills to write it in block letters.:cool:
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