You live, you die, then what?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
You could say that but if you wanna be technical it's envy.

Shhh...You're harshin' my giggle buzz...I was tryin' to be funny...




lol

[Haunted]

Reincarnation all the way.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Deposable
LOL, yep. I am too retarded to understand. For knowing so much about theology, I guess you never heard of Reincarnation. Have you ever heard the expression "Your a old soul", meaning you lived 2 or 3 lifes.

wait a minute, you said that you didn't believe in heaven because you don't remember being there, yet you start ranting about reincarnation? go figure... do you remember any past lives? LOL

Originally posted by Deposable
If GOD created us (like your fairy tale book says) then WE were in Heaven before we were born. If you are saying we weren't created in GOD's sad image because we didn't "exist" then your disproving everything you believe in...

how would you know what the good book says? i've told you noone is in heaven before coming here. so either you're lying about reading the book, someone told you lies about it or you read it, it's just your dyslexia makes it too hard for you too understand

[wufong]

Originally posted by Deposable
Adam was created from dust ? Is that correct ? How can anyone believe that fucking book?

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Here's a little scientific fact for ya:

EVERY single element that's found in dirt, is also found in the human body...Zinc, Copper, Iron, Magnesium, etcetera...Every element...The rest (the majority) is just water...

Amazing what those "dumbass" goat hearders knew 5 thousand odd years ago huh? ( that question was put to desposable)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808

I didn't write it, I just read it.

You didn't happen to go to a Catholic grade school, did ya?

I had to learn that shit backwards and forwards, here's a fun story about the Bible.

Apparently according to the Bible, the Earth actually isn't round, its more of a snowglobe shape. Below it is Hell, past the little glass casing is where Heaven and "God's touch" are.

So in our Religion class back in grade school, we were talking about it with our teacher, and some one said, "But we've had people go into space and photograph the Earth, we know its round. The Earth is round."

Our teacher said, "The Lord works in mysterious ways. Go to the principal's office."

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You didn't happen to go to a Catholic grade school, did ya?

I had to learn that shit backwards and forwards, here's a fun story about the Bible.

Apparently according to the Bible, the Earth actually isn't round, its more of a snowglobe shape. Below it is Hell, past the little glass casing is where Heaven and "God's touch" are.

So in our Religion class back in grade school, we were talking about it with our teacher, and some one said, "But we've had people go into space and photograph the Earth, we know its round. The Earth is round."

Our teacher said, "The Lord works in mysterious ways. Go to the principal's office."

...LMAO!!!! Yeah, that sounds about right....

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...LMAO!!!! Yeah, that sounds about right....

Seriously, its a joke.

David Cross did a great bit about it, said the Bible was written by Dungeons and Dragons players.

"And Jesus died. Ooooh, but then he roooooose from the dead! Because he had +7 chianmail armor and an ork sword!"

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Seriously, its a joke.

David Cross did a great bit about it, said the Bible was written by Dungeons and Dragons players.

"And Jesus died. Ooooh, but then he roooooose from the dead! Because he had +7 chianmail armor and an ork sword!"

LMAO!! :D I saw that shit...Man, David Cross is one funny dude....;) :p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
LMAO!! :D I saw that shit...Man, David Cross is one funny dude....;) :p

Ever seen Mr. Show? He's hilarious in that show.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by bwind22
What do you folks think happens to someone after they die?

This is always an interesting topic for me because I tend to believe we become worm food and that's about it, but I like to hear other people's more optimistic take on it too...

Heaven? Hell? Reincarnation? Become a ghost?

What do you think happens?

You live inside of the TV with all of the other damned souls