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Alright i got 2 of my regular one's
1: This reporter walks into this house she starts looking around,then she starts going through doors,then she goes inside this mirror maze room,and is stund,the door slams shut and locks,then she starts getting freaked out.So she starts walking the lights start flickering on and off then this chick gets really freaked out(music is playing in the background"weird noises and shit")then when she gets to a certain place the lights turn completely black then a couple seconds later she bumbs into something The lights turn she looks up and she see's a grim reaper statue,Then seconds later the eyes open red glowing eyes So this chick starts walking backwars terrified and my charectar is rising up at this time then he pulls his reaper scythe back and stabs her in the stomache shes still alive so he pulls her out of the wooden side of the scythe and looks at her face.She's crying,the he looks at the mirror's,he tightens on to her hair and starts bashing her face on the mirror (id say about 6 times)then when hes done he looks at her face or whats left of it and looks at the ceiling and the punches her into it....
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This ref for a football game has just got his nose broken by this evil intity(my charectar)so he calls the 911 and tells the paramedics to get there asses down here So when they arrive they sadate him and put him in the Ambulence.Then he arrives at this hospital they take him to the DR's room. He wakes up and theres a football player beside him with injured ribs and he looks at the doctor The doctor straps up the ref saying this is going to hurt like hell So then the doctor gets his "toys out" and looks at the ref with in evil grin so the Dr. cuts his shirt open the ref asks "what the fuck are u doing???!!!!"The Dr. then gets his saw out and looks at the ref he saws his stomache open blood is gushing everywhere(keep in my this room is soundproof)the ref is screaming the doctor grabs his intestents and raps it around the ref's throat and starts to strangle him......
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So what does everyone think?
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this woman hears sparks she walks into the room a clown's standing there and there's a bunch of flashing lights behind him he reaches for the machete he has and plants it into her shoulder she turns around and he picks up a roman candle he raps his arm around her and puts it on the back of her head then a fireball and chunk's of her brain go flying out
This Is Massacre Man's
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest |
#46
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Lol i like the sex death that we were first talkin bout nice idea and fuck every 1 who dissed!:D
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I came up with this idea awhile back and I posted it here somewhere but I am too lazy to look for it.
Here goes-Killer comes in has the typical girl strapped to the bed type thing. He pours some kind of liquid down her throat, Drano, Hell I dont know. She starts screaming bloody murder and coughing up blood. Pretty soon she feels something in her throat and she starts gagging. Then she throws up her entire intestinal tract, large and small intestines, stomach too. Now the shit is hanging from her mouth like spagetti, killer walks over to her stands her up and starts eating her intestines. Slurping it up like said spagetti. He gets to the very end of it all and gives her a nice long frenchie and bites off whatever is left. Then he throws her back on the bed tears open her shirt, grabs a knife that looks more like a rusty hook and splits her open from sternum to navel. Then he sticks his hands in the now empty cavity and regurgitates the girls intestines back into her empty stomach cavity. How she stays alive through this whole thing is the wonders of my twisted mind and Hollywood.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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*Starts to think about supper*
hmmm....sounds good. ![]() |
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