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good lord, i never thought i'd see the day where i was defending Vin Deisel ...
but i thought even his monotone delivery was appropriate for pitch black .. he wasnt supposed to have much of a personality .. (like the way Keanus wooden delivery served his Matrix character .. |
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I liked Chronicles for what it was, 90 minutes of pure fluff and special effects. If it had for a second tried to be anything else, im sure i wouldnt have liked it.
The ending really sucked though... Plus, i cant see that head necromonger guy as anything other than the guy from storm of the century.... Vin is kind of like the predator, more a cool looking monster than anything else. Although the predator certainly has more depth.
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i saw traces of Dune and LOTR in there ... and the ending sealed the deal ... the chronicles will continue .. |
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I was so let by then end, though. I remember saying "Oh Jesus christ... He is the fucking messiah or something....." And then there was the whole "Furian" thing... that was lame.... "Oooo... Angry bad people come from 'Furia'. People who poop alot come from 'Incontenentia'" as opposed to "Incontenentia Buttocks"... Who married Biggus Dickus.
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its like little kids .. if they have a pink stuffed toy they call it 'pinky' if its a fuzzy stuffed toy : 'fuzzy' that aside ... it just tried for too wide a scope.. the pace was a bit too frenzied and although the story was simple, it still tried to make things complicated - all over the map. I cant bring myself to see the manchurian candidate.. |
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I enjoyed it. Denzel was good. Meryl Streep makes you want to punch her in the head, which is good.
Although i do have a hard time thinking anything with Liev Schreiber in it is anything other than shit. Phantoms caused some pretty nasty scars on my psyche.
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you notice though .. he seems to carry a good rep in Hollywood ?? i get the impression he's held in fairly high regard. |
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