If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing

[ChEEbA]

Unless it's a zombie skullfuck, we sell those dead bitches out BIGTIME...

[urgeok]

their aint no head like dead head

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
their aint no head like dead head

Did somebody say Deadhead.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Did somebody say Deadhead.

that was too easy to take - even for you NEwb ..

I hope you're hanging your head in shame right now :)

[ChEEbA]

I hope you're hanging your head in shame right now

...and not thrusting it in and out of a greased latex glove, you sick sonofabitch!

[urgeok]

did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks ?
his pants fit him like a glove !




wait. there's more !




i dated a girl once - with 3 breasts !
2 on the front, and one in the middle of her back ..

she wasnt much to look at but she sure was fun to dance with !

badump-pssssshhhh


Thank you Horror, my name's Shecky Greene and i'll be here all week..... try the veal, its great !

[bwind22]

I would want to be wearing a pair of Zubaz. Those pants were so comfortable, someone needs to bring them back into style! (Might as well be my zombified ass.)

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks ?
his pants fit him like a glove !




wait. there's more !




i dated a girl once - with 3 breasts !
2 on the front, and one in the middle of her back ..

she wasnt much to look at but she sure was fun to dance with !

badump-pssssshhhh


Thank you Horror, my name's Shecky Greene and i'll be here all week..... try the veal, its great !

And you say I should hang my head in shame!


thems jokes are older than you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
And you say I should hang my head in shame!


thems jokes are older than you.

hahahahahaha but they're great :)

[newb]

At least if ya gonna do bad jokes....keep with the theme.

How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.

What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.

What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.

Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.

What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.

What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.