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Old 01-07-2005, 02:42 PM
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??? just advice .... you're sitting in front of the most powerful tool on the planet .... one quick google will educate you ..
That always cracked me up about my co-workers. They were constantly asking me stuff like, how do you spell this? What does this mean? What time does such and such start? Who framed Roger Rabbit?? etc.

I would reply the same exact way you just did.

I don't get it.
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Old 01-07-2005, 02:46 PM
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That always cracked me up about my co-workers. They were constantly asking me stuff like, how do you spell this? What does this mean? What time does such and such start? Who framed Roger Rabbit?? etc.

I would reply the same exact way you just did.

I don't get it.
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Old 01-07-2005, 03:06 PM
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But then again, There's teenagers out there with better language skills than you are displaying.......How do we know you're not hiding behind anonymity rather than just someone who we like to think of as just a lil "slow"....
wow.. u r digging way too deeply into this
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Old 01-07-2005, 03:20 PM
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WTF! This is some funny ass shit here. Gotta love those wacky christians! I gues I am VERYT goth, but I dont listne to Marilyn Manso... BUt I do have a Ricard Cheese CD that remade a Manson song, does that count?
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Old 01-07-2005, 03:42 PM
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Who framed Roger Rabbit?? etc.
LOL!!!!!!!!!

My team leader does that alot with his spelling when typing emails in Microsoft Outlook... "How do you spell 'analyst'?"

I have asked co workers why he doesnt just use spell check. We have come to the conclusion that his original spelling of the words would not be close enough for even spell check to recommend the correct spelling.
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Old 01-07-2005, 06:29 PM
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But then again, There's teenagers out there with better language skills than you are displaying.......How do we know you're not hiding behind anonymity rather than just someone who we like to think of as just a lil "slow"....
heh heh heh.. me, or Norbert? Thanks for posting that, it was bothering the perfectionist in me.
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Old 01-07-2005, 06:34 PM
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Re: OH MY GOTH!!!...You Guys Better Seek Professional Help...Immediately!

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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord:

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
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So...Confess...How many of YOU have discovered that you are 'Goths'?....Come on...Admit it...You KNOW you gotta have that Count Chocula cereal....CONFESS, DAMMIT!.....LOL:rolleyes: :p :D

wow i never knew thats why people stare at me during church:D :D
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Old 01-07-2005, 06:38 PM
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Re: OH MY GOTH!!!...You Guys Better Seek Professional Help...Immediately!

sry bout the double post but
-Misbehaves at school.
DOn't have to be gothic for
-Misbehaves at home.
Same as above
-. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
hahahahahahaha
-Watches cable television
hahahahaha

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
Wonder who this sounds like
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Old 01-07-2005, 06:44 PM
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-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
does anyone actually want one of their potentially annoying and embarrassing parents hanging around them and their friends? I mean, I can see like once and a while, if you want to spend time with a parent, or you just want money, but come on, you need some privacy!
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Old 01-08-2005, 03:41 AM
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does anyone actually want one of their potentially annoying and embarrassing parents hanging around them and their friends? I mean, I can see like once and a while, if you want to spend time with a parent, or you just want money, but come on, you need some privacy!
Lol, reminds me of this one time....

Me and [Doesnt want name said online] were hanging out, and 3 of our female friends showed up at my front door. We didnt care to be anywhere near them, so we told them to go away. They came inside an watched Oprah with my mother. I was like Wtf? It was so strange
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