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I feel out of the loop, maybe chainsawguy needs a girl?PM me chainsaw, we will hook up!LOL |
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Silver Package Includes: Condoms Names for Bail Bondsman in the area A quarter to call a cab Mace Gold Package Includes: All items listed above A handy book titled "What to say when you dont know what to say" A clue Directions on how to change your username and delete your old account with all the popular Instant Messaging Systems Platinum Package Includes: All items listed above Various instruments of pleasure A CD with love songs sung by Chef A lawyer on retainer Gift Certificate to a body shop of your choice to get those nasty key scratches out of the sides of your ride |
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I was a slave to the man downstairs until I met my lady..........wait I still am a slave to him. Oh well seriously when I was in my twenties I thought something was wrong with me, turns out I am just a horny bastard. Thats why I married a younger woman. LOL
She has trouble keeping up sometimes though *looking to get hit over the head with a frying pan*
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I am most certainly a slave to my sex glands, and I hope to continue to be :D
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