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yeah yeah yeah.....but the point is that you wouldnt GO for a guy that was 400 lb toothless and bald......you would have to be dating a 175 pound dark skinned latin lover.......who later turned into a 400lb short bald toothless guy......see what im saying...........
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I think if he was 400 lbs, bald and toothless, that would say a LOT about his self respect, or lack thereof.
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i think a 400 lb person would have a lot going for them if ya think about it. for one he would be really wise from sitting around thinking all day. two he must be extremly rich to afford all that food, three he wouldn't cheat cause he is too busy sitting around thinking all day. if you doubt me just look at the budda. he was a fat rich dude who sat around all day thinking and eating. i dont know what his g/f thought though. she didn't write much. i think cause she was blonde.
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Ummmm... Nine is a budhist. That would be the same as one of us saying that jesus was a skinny retard that didnt have the sense to run from romans.
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wow, just reading up, but Wufong is amazingly retarded.
i personally apologize on behalf of Wufong to females that get the false impression that all guys are as "mentally malfunctioned" as he is, because believe it or not, there are some good ones out there
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