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04-15-2005, 09:31 AM
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It's not even that, sometimes you just spend too much time on the toilet.
Ever just take those shits where you finish after a couple minutes but you just keep sitting there for twenty more minutes? I know IIIIIIIII doooooooo....
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. 
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04-15-2005, 10:24 AM
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Nepotism
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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04-15-2005, 01:24 PM
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Nice to see my pillow crease started a conversation about how long you sit on the toilet.
I also ripped my contact this morning. *pissed:mad: *....it was my last friggin pair. I can still wear it just to get by seeing, it kinda looks like a tiny bite mark in the corner. But I HATE that it's damn uncomfortable!!!!!
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04-15-2005, 02:59 PM
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I hate reqwpuiorqwiu[eo[eiowuflxcvm
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