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06-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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Right now i really wanna see Nine Inch Nails live!
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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06-20-2007, 08:20 PM
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... Spend all day on HDC.
I haven't been on for a while. Well, I need sleep. So I am going to bed, and when I wake up at the crack of dawn, I'll go to work. Then, when I am done working my 8 hours, I'll get on and chat some horror with you fine people. Sweet dreams.
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Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge! Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!
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06-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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06-21-2007, 12:11 PM
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take a flamethrower to the place I work at.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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06-21-2007, 02:17 PM
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Do some acting
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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#428
06-21-2007, 02:20 PM
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Watch American Psycho!
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06-21-2007, 04:35 PM
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Get a fucking paying gig:mad:
My partner and I have been on several pitch meeting for various writing assignments lately and we can't seem to nail one. I know we're supposed to be paying our dues, but this is fucking ridiculous. I can't seem to make ANY money. Thank god the wife can support us, but she's getting tired of her job and I feel like an ass for making her stay there while I stay at home and watch the kids. I'm getting really depressed.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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06-21-2007, 05:25 PM
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I'll post a list of my skills from my resume: ADO .Net 4.5 years Adobe Acrobat 3 years Adobe PhotoShop CS 3 years AJAX 1 year ASP (Classic) 1 year ASP .Net 4.5 years C# 4.5 years CSS 5 years Flash 1 month HTML 7 years JavaScript 5 years MS Office Professional 5 years Oracle 6 months Professional Writing 5 years SQL 2000 4.5 years VB .Net 1 year VB Script 2 years Visual Studio .Net 4 years Windows XP Troubleshooting 5 years XHTML 2 years XML 3 years XML Web Services 1 year XSL/XSLT 1 year I am just shy of being a senior level programmer, and the fact that i will contract for anywhere from $37 to $45 an hour makes me a middle of the road to cheap to employ senior level programmer, but i can't seem to get a fucking bite for a job. I have been out of work for 6 weeks now, and although I have had some good leads, i am still not working. And to top it all off, since i was an independant contractor on my last job, i dont qualify for unemployment. So I am double screwed. Plus, Bree had a job, but that is ending soon because her boss found someone who would watch her kid for free. All this and we are moving to Raleigh once our house sells, regardless, so we may end up in her sister's basement in VA for a while. So i guess i would have to say i want A FUCKING JOB. In brighter news, i will be submitting some of my short stories to a writing contest for writer's digest. Wish me luck, I could use it. Oh, and I found a four leaf clover yesterday; If i thought it would survive the trip, I would ship it to ya, rod. I find them like dogs find fleas.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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