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Actually, i'm shrinking...I* havent had a cheeseburger in over a month.... I could cry. Good call though. they think that the high-protien high-fat diet of most Americans make us huge :) I eat like a friggin whale, so i think they may be right ;) It's funny shanks, you actually sound a lot like many of the englishmen that were stationed at the same nato base as my dad. If i were back in europe, i would give you a call and get smashed. :D The only time i was "in" London was when i had a 3hour layover in hethro when i was 11. I'm glad i started this thread, this is exactly what i wanted to read :)
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I have a penis, who resides in dangling formation (most of the time, unless he is alerted by the presence of a nearby vagina) in front of a sack that contains a pair of testes. There have been occaisions, these testes have been purposefully kicked and accidentally struck by many various flying objects. I don't like it when this happens, so it has become a Pavlovian reflex for me that if I see any foreign thing (object or foot, or fist) hurtling it's way towards me, and the bag holding my magic jewels is in its current trajectory, I will quickly attempt to interject my hands and one of my legs into said trajectory. There have been occaisions, however, where this reflex has caused me to hit myself in the testes .... thus, leaving me utterly confused as to how I should react when something is flying at my balls.
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Hey! For once, the way I pictured someone was actually somewhat accurate:
ShankS: Bald, goatee, with glasses. Unbelievable.
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10 HOURS!!!?!?!?
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lol yeah the image is funny and deceiving, kind of got hooked on using it.
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Ok Stingy. You going to read that story or not????
o_0 :)
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