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06-15-2004, 08:55 AM
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btw, did anyone else catch this? Paul M. Johnson is a "clever" masturbating reference.
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06-15-2004, 08:59 AM
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Yes, as bloodrayne stated, i too suffered the wrath of kidney stones....at first i thought my lower back was just sore, that lasted about 2 days, and then the REAL pain started....OMG...
So bad infact i went to the doctor and was bent over convuslling and sweeting out of sheer pain, everyone in the doctors office thought i had the plague or something so they wouldnt sit around me:p .... I got in there and they gave me demoral, which helped enough to get me to the emergency room, but by the time i was in there the pain blasted through that demoral....i saw the surgeon and he said there was nothing we could do but wait till i pass it out, as kpro already described, but they did give me introvenus MORPHINE.... Any kind of pain they give you morphine for....let alone 2 bouts of morphine....is serious.... Oh and for those of you wondering, the comedown off morphine is worse than kidneystone pain:eek: ...
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06-15-2004, 09:11 AM
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Yeah Arioch I had to stay in the hospital twice for two different blockages from stones, first stay was two days, second stay was four, both times I was on a morphine drip bag the whole time, with a button connected to it that I could only push every fifteen minutes to administer it, it always seemed like fifteen minutes was an eternity. Both of those stays I had to have surgery with them going up inside my dick with a tiny camera and then a lazer to smash the stones. Let me tell you, after you have that done and you pee for the first time after it, it feels like fire coming through your dick literally. And yeah coming off of the medicine is quite a bitch.
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1. Make them watch EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! :eek: 2. Cut them all over with a rusty knife. 3. Cut off one of their arms and/or legs. 4. Dump salt all over their bloody wounds. 5. Blow-Torch their eyes out.
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Dislocating my kneecaps hurts pretty fucking bad. So does ripping all of the skin off of my calf. Hmmm. I would imagine masturbation with a cheese grater would suck a great deal. Or thousands of paper cuts followed by a salt bath and then a little acid in the wounds.
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what vivid imaginations !!
my bf got run over by a truck when he was young ( he's a tough fucker :p ) and as a result, a nice chunk of his right calf is missing... i can't even begin to imagine how that must have hurt.
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06-15-2004, 05:07 PM
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being tied to a log and hanging over a slow-burning, low fire. No flames - just super-hot coals that burn for a very long time, taking 2-3 days to be slowly roasted to death.
or.... being staked to the ground flat on your back, large jagged spikes driven through palms and feet, then having a sharp knife peel away the flesh on your abdomen about a 4 inch square. laying there feeling the sun roast your insides and just out of the corner of your eye you catch glimpse of the biggest fat ass crow hopping towards you, much like they do when coming upon roadkill.
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06-15-2004, 05:12 PM
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:eek:
vivid imaginations indeed !:p
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snuggly stuffed in a steel pipe that hangs about 3 feet above the ground, the end of the pipe you can feel with your bare feet *forgot to mention you are naked* what you feel with your bare feet is the end of the pipe is cut and bent into several sharp points bent inwards. not so bad at first since you can barely reach with your toes to feel them until you notice there is a rather large bottle of oil above you slowly dripping inside the pipe, sliding, sliding slowly....drip drip drip
mmmmmmm then you start to feel the jagged metal begin to tear into your flesh, there is nothing you can do to stop it as your weight continues to push you down.... drip drip drip sliding a bit more.... damn this is sharp ending with you in a pile
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