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Old 05-04-2014, 11:24 AM
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Madame Helena's eyes started to boogle, and her lips mumbled; and I said, "Where is Theresa Caputo?"
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:12 PM
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Jean Claude Van DAMN....why did I ask her that?? (tee-hee)
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Old 05-06-2014, 11:31 PM
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Just as I saw my body complete a round house kick to her head!
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Old 05-07-2014, 03:54 PM
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That sea hag went down faster than Monica Lewinsky but it gave me a New York minute to inject her with sodium pentathol(which I'm pretty sure is the stuff that will render her unable to lie).
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Old 05-07-2014, 08:51 PM
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Let's see... where should we begin?
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Old 05-09-2014, 03:19 AM
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I bent down to roll her over when suddenly her doorbell chimed!! It was shrill and the Madame started to stir...
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Old 05-15-2014, 09:35 PM
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Who could it be at this hour! The session I paid for was for the entire evening!
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:56 PM
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Its true, this was unexpected, but there isn't one thing on God's green earth that I can't handle. I'm basically a human "Terminator"(which I almost starred in as an extra).
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Old 05-16-2014, 06:47 PM
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I stuffed Madame Hellena into a closet, and approached the door.
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Old 05-17-2014, 07:57 AM
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The caller began pounding on the door as I peered through the peephole. I saw the frantic face of my ex-wife, Nadine!!!!!!!
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