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I really don't have nightmares, so I don't know why I'meven posting on this thread.
(Stand around, twiddle thumbs, hum to myself) Whoops! I'm still here, okay, I'll move right on...
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I still have nightmares about living through the events of the Living Dead films. Happens once every couple of months. This here pretty sums them up:
http://scaredyet.net/lit/shamb.aspx
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.... ok Vodstok you win, I read your story, its pretty good!
... Zombie tards LOL ... I know its not PC, but I find them scary without being zombies!!! Last edited by feral cat; 04-23-2004 at 04:42 AM. |
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I often have nightmares which feature anal slugs, im paralysed and they keep crawling in.................................
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:eek: OMG!!! that was the grossest thing ive ever read! GROSS!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
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I had anal slugs once. Took me day sto get over them. They made me itchy all over.
Oh wait, did you say anal slugs? I thought you said chicken pocks. My bad.
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Removed clip due to no sense of humour in this world!
Last edited by feral cat; 04-24-2004 at 06:00 PM. |
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LOL! I love that video......:)
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Fortunately, as I have mastered the art of dream control...I dream about whatever I want:)
UNFORTUNATELY...I wake up, wanting it even more:( :)
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i usually have nightmares about a close one dying or my movie bombing at the box office!!:eek:
it sucks if u ask me
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