when your life goes south

[crabapple]

Hey Z...I was meaning to ask you......are you a Power Monkey now ???

:confusedconfused:
:eek:

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by Rayne

@Ferret...Wait until you are 18, Dollbaby, but I know you would miss England, and your parents would miss you terribly...Perhaps just a year-long visit or so :)

Aha! Luring English boys to Kentucky for a year! You're a slippery one, Posh! But your crimes cannot escape the allseeing eyes of Faustus, for Faustus is law!

[Zero]

yeah - i'm in admissions (but please don't ask me to help you get in - i really just move paper around and have nothing to do with the admissions counselors who do the real work).

i take classes every once in awhile. i was taking film courses. i found the film history stuff i could manage (took a cool one on horror films a few years back) but the production stuff (which i wanted to learn) just took way too much time and i couldn't get to the labs all the time.

but it is still a pretty good place to work (well except when they start laying people off - although i guess that worked out in my favor as well)

[Doc Faustus]

I won a dinette set.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Zero

what happened to posher?

Hey...I've got kids to feed :p


He went back to Georgia to finish college :)

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Rayne

Hey...I've got kids to feed :p


He went back to Georgia to finish college :)

Liar.

Your whole family killed him and buried him in the backyard.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Angra

Liar.

Your whole family killed him and buried him in the backyard.

Psh...That's is absolutely NOTHING like my body disposal plan...Sheesh...Amateur :p

[_____V_____]

She just hacks 'em to pieces then makes another sunday barbecue with 'em. Deep fried.

Complete with smoked salmon caviar and pudding.

[Doc Faustus]

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

She just hacks 'em to pieces then makes another sunday barbecue with 'em. Deep fried.

Complete with smoked salmon caviar and pudding.

HaHa, very interesting...But, no...Actually (second post) :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31461