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Old 03-15-2009, 03:44 AM
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Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.
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Old 03-15-2009, 04:14 AM
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Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.

Again, that solution would only work as long as you're at home.
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:24 AM
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If somehow a man with a 20 inch softy wasn't man enough to bless the floor with his urine, I would suggest a 'Texas catheter'. Basicaly a condom with a hose coming off the end of it, the urine could flow into a bag or where ever the wearer sees fit.
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:59 AM
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Hey that's pretty good, Milky.

Especially if those kind of condoms are cheap.
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:15 PM
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What would be the worst problem?
Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:

For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:32 PM
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Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:

For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:
Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:50 PM
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Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:

Obviously harder than you may think.

Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(
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Obviously harder than you may think.

Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(
We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC so don't catch anything life threatening. :p :D
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I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing.
I could finally retire my 20-inch dildo. ;)

We're not talking 20 inches in diameter, kids...
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Old 03-16-2009, 03:03 PM
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We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC. :p :D

What are you implying??

I'm 32. You'd think i'd found a way to go potty successfully by now.

A guy with a 16-20 inches penis could probably solve the mystery for us..... Kemal?
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