How to Know if You Are an Asshole

[The Mothman]

I tend to rest my legs on the seat in front of me all the time, but my legs are long enough that my feet never actually touch the seat, just the back of my legs.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

people who put their bag on the seta next to them in a crowded theatre.

I do that.

I know the person sitting on one side of me isn't smelly or loud, I put jackets on the otherside. If some smelly jerk wants to sit there too bad, it's taken. If someone asks me nicely and doesn't stink then I'll take the jackets off and let them sit there.

[UngodlyWarlock]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I do that.

I know the person sitting on one side of me isn't smelly or loud, I put jackets on the otherside. If some smelly jerk wants to sit there too bad, it's taken. If someone asks me nicely and doesn't stink then I'll take the jackets off and let them sit there.

I totally do that too....and yeah I don't care if it makes me an asshole.
It's for my friend, and he hasn't showed up yet.

Tough shit. :p

(although if it is like opening night or something, I will generally not do it).

-D

[monalisa]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

*raises hand, stands up solemnly, looks around at the others, and speaks in a low, guilty-ridden voice*

My name is __V__, and I am an asshole...
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...oops, wrong meeting.

I'm all stressed out about work, can't sleep, this really made me laugh. Thanks man, I needed that. :D

And I guess, based on the criteria of this thread, for once I'm NOT an asshole. :)

[Shauna The Dead]

though I don't do most of that stuff, I already know I'm an asshole. :p