URGEOK's Tournament of everything

[urgeok2]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

How are both of these surveys empirically true? Who do I listen to? What if I were a new member who needed to know who was hottest so I could ask them out for a picnic? Help me! I made two dozen sandwiches! I rented a meadow!

listen to the wind. as time unfolds, what you believe to be true will invert itself over a bead of hot cones, spyralling outward until up becomes down, yes becomes no, and michael bolton looks passable.

love what you hate, rip what you sew, and cover your mouth with your forarm when you sneeze or cough because if you use your hand you'll eventually touch something with it, potentially infecting all kinds of people.

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by newb

Damn kids today.....with their cell phones and A.D.D. They have NO concentration......if a song goes over 3 minutes they start convulsing and having seizures.

(Currently listening to Hey Jude, which is over 7 minutes long)



What now?

[newb]

how about the meadow........poppies or daffodils ?

[newb]

Originally Posted by Posher778

(Currently listening to Hey Jude, which is over 7 minutes long)



What now?

I'm listening to a 19 minute Allman Brothers song

I still hate you

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by urgeok2

listen to the wind. as time unfolds, what you believe to be true will invert itself over a bead of hot cones, spyralling outward until up becomes down, yes becomes no, and michael bolton looks passable.

love what you hate, rip what you sew, and cover your mouth with your forarm when you sneeze or cough because if you use your hand you'll eventually touch something with it, potentially infecting all kinds of people.

Phew. Dodged a bullet there. The meadow rental guy doesn't return security deposits, so I've gotta use it. Fine ladies, Posh...it's time for a Gumptastic redhot southern rock picnic!

[urgeok2]

no glove - no love !

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by newb

how about the meadow........poppies or daffodils ?

I go with poppies, on the offchance of them being edible or smokeable.

[_____V_____]

Let's give Doc a hand here...with a 3rd survey!


1) best movie ever : To Kill A Mockingbird

2) best horror movie ever : Alien

3) best villian : The Joker

4) best car : Lamborghini Countach

5) hottest HDC girl : too many to list...

6) Hottest actress : Megan Fox

7) Coolest action star : Bruce Willis

8) goriest scene : Lawnmower - Dead Alive

9) best action scene : The Bride vs Crazy 88

10) best soundtrack : Suspiria

11) best TV show : Monty Python's Flying Circus

12) funniest comedian : George Carlin

13) best food : Chicken

14) coolest animal (past or present) : Great White

15) biggest moron on HDC : Devil Hunter & scaryminda

16) Best comicbook ever : Crisis on Infinite Earths #10

17) Best book : Dracula - Bram Stoker

18) Best Porn star : Racquel Darrian

19) Best Male Actor ever : Al Pacino

20) Best Sport : Baseball

21) Best alcoholic drink : N/A

21) best non alcoholic drink : Diet Coke

22) best colour : Blue

22) best number : 7

23) best band ever : AC/DC

24) best tournament ever : Franchise Tournament

25) fastest tournament ever : this one of course

26) tournament with the least pictures ever : this one (so far)

27) best thread ever : Last Seen Movie

28) best cheese ever - Cheddar.

29) bluest thing ever - the ocean (and the sky)

30) lamest way to stretch a tournament to #30 : by making 29 good queries and a :rolleyes: #30.


:D

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

Phew. Dodged a bullet there. The meadow rental guy doesn't return security deposits, so I've gotta use it. Fine ladies, Posh...it's time for a Gumptastic redhot southern rock picnic!

FINALLY you notice me. Shit.

[Elvis_Christ]

I really want to try a Bloody Caesar now.