Would You Survive In A Horror Movie?

[Sam The Egg]

it also depends on where the movie was made and when it was made. USA 70's, maybe. Sometimes the jokester survived. USA Now, absolutely. Everybody's SOOOOOO witty, and the main character and her 5 best pals always survive. Italy, I'm fucked and so is everybody I've ever met.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
it also depends on where the movie was made and when it was made. USA 70's, maybe. Sometimes the jokester survived. USA Now, absolutely. Everybody's SOOOOOO witty, and the main character and her 5 best pals always survive. Italy, I'm fucked and so is everybody I've ever met.

lol so true :p.

[Keyser_Soze]

Well, considering I am 6'2" 250lbs I would definitely die. I would be that badass dude, like the boxer on Jason takes Manhattan, who got his head knocked off with one punch.

[Sam The Egg]

OMG SPOILERZ BAN PLZ!!!!!!!1!1

[Keyser_Soze]

If you haven't see that movie yet you need to step off the board and culturize yourself.
That movie has been out friggin 15 years.

[joshreluctant]

Originally posted by Keyser_Soze
If you haven't see that movie yet you need to step off the board and culturize yourself.
That movie has been out friggin 15 years.

I'm pretty sure he was kidding. But since I'm new here, you could be to, so fuck it.

Yeah I'd definitely die. I'd be like the drunk in Cabin Fever. Shoplifting snickers, then the rednecks would get me back in their own redneck way. Or i'd be tied to a pole and fed to pirahnas. But then I wouldn't be in the film :(

Josh

[Keyser_Soze]

Hey Sam the Splooge. If you don't want a spoiler ask. Ever heard of that? Instead of an "OMG" how about a "Hey Keyser please refrain from using spoilers, or please let us know ahead of time."

Good job JERKOFF. I hope you don't offend someone who cares.

[Demon Seed]

I would survive because I can take care of myself. But, I would really just love to be in a horror movie either way:)

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Keyser_Soze
Hey Sam the Splooge. If you don't want a spoiler ask. Ever heard of that? Instead of an "OMG" how about a "Hey Keyser please refrain from using spoilers, or please let us know ahead of time."

Good job JERKOFF. I hope you don't offend someone who cares.

Dude, do you have ANY way of knowing that people are kidding? I mean, if someone says "Psst, I'm kidding" after everything then it'll just sound stupid. Oh, and Sam the Splooge, OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!(psst, I'm kidding)


see?

[PsychoticPanda]

Originally posted by Evisceration
Well would you?

Considering most horror movies, the kids that die usually have sex, they're the funniest etc etc.

So judging by your personality, would you survive? And tell us why.

I..dunno. Hmm, as far as jokes go, I could die. Overall I could survive in a horror movie.


Probably cause I'd be the killer. :p lol