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Old 09-12-2008, 09:01 AM
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i cant eat icecream - one teaspoon of it would wreck my next 3 days.

i like several of the lactose free substitues though
Sorry to hear that, bro.....Hooray for substitutes.
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:02 AM
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i cant eat icecream - one teaspoon of it would wreck my next 3 days.

i like several of the lactose free substitues though
Here in the land of LIBERTY, we hate terrorists like bin laden, who may be dead, and we have Lactaid pills that suppress lactose intolerance abd allow us to eat all kinds of dairy products, Like ice cream with apple pie, and a chocolate milk shake with our Freedom Fries.

You socialist commie pinkos in Canada must not have the freedom to not get the bends from milk products. At least you can go to the mergency room for next to nothing. :)
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:04 AM
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Sorry to hear that, bro.....Hooray for substitutes.

i deal with it ok ... the only problem somes when i eat something milk based accidentally - because i didnt know or was careless and forgot to check.

the smallest amount gets immediate results.

a whole lifetime drinking milk (with cereal) every morning, then a year ago - bang - instant intolerance..
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:05 AM
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and we have Lactaid pills that suppress lactose intolerance abd allow us to eat all kinds of dairy products,

fuck that crap - i tried it and it did nothing.

plus - i cant eat french fries either - lactose is in the darkening agent.
found that out the hard way.
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:08 AM
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a whole lifetime drinking milk (with cereal) every morning, then a year ago - bang - instant intolerance..
Damn dude...that's harsh.
I fucking love cereal and I definitely love ice cold 2% milk.
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:21 AM
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fuck that crap - i tried it and it did nothing.

plus - i cant eat french fries either - lactose is in the darkening agent.
found that out the hard way.
Lactose is made by the terrorists. Its more subtle than Anthrax; its part of their attempt to make the western world consume itself in its own waste.

If you had BLUE in your flag like Old Glory, you would be safe. :)

What do you call your flag in Canada? Its got a big leaf on it. A tree leaf. Would that make it "Old Woody"?

And your national symbol is the beaver.

Hmm...


"Beaver and Old Woody". Mounties.



OK, Canada seems way cooler suddenly. :)
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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i think we just call it The Maple Leaf.

but yeah, i'd rather get me some beaver then some eagle anyday.

canada was/is always cooler ... sadly, in every sense of the word.


we legalized gay marriages
we have no bible belt
we are cool with nudity (its legal for women to be topless)
we have free medicare
our leades are quiter, smarter, and under better control

sure, we arent big, bad, and dangerous ... but we're cool.
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:09 AM
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i think we just call it The Maple Leaf.

but yeah, i'd rather get me some beaver then some eagle anyday.

canada was/is always cooler ... sadly, in every sense of the word.


we legalized gay marriages
we have no bible belt
we are cool with nudity (its legal for women to be topless)
we have free medicare
our leades are quiter, smarter, and under better control

sure, we arent big, bad, and dangerous ... but we're cool.
Other cool things about canada:
One of the few places on earth with wolverines
They bleed maple syrup
American currancy is worht more than their children.


Dont ask me why i pick on canada so much....


I think its like picking on the Amish. Its not like they are going to hit back. And you can pick on america all you want, thats like beating up a retarded kid. Its too easy. :)
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:12 AM
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Dont ask me why i pick on canada so much....

because you want to live here and your american blood is screaming bloody traitor at you ..

it's like the homosexual that hates gays :D
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:35 AM
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because you want to live here and your american blood is screaming bloody traitor at you ..

it's like the homosexual that hates gays :D
so... Im a self-loathing closet canadian?

hah!

My mother's side of the family comes from canada. My grandmother is from Quebec and my grandfather is first generation American from canada. And my mother's family sucks... So maybe its not that after all...
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