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I've been told I look good in stockings & suspenders :o
Don't Ask! ................... No I said DON'T ASK!
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I travelled back in time and nabbed Charles Lindburg's baby for a goof, but then my time machine went to the shop.
I had Louise Woodward watch him... and, well we know how BOTH those stories ended...
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I was sued by McDonalds in "99 because i was too thin and yet ate there alot, so now I can only afford to throw regular weasles! i had to sell my ferrets to get clothes!
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I used to have a huge collection of Pokemon videos. I bought every one I could find for a while. Then I got bored with Pokemon and got rid of ALL of it!
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I got injured during the shooting of Jason Goes To Hell. Yes, I am Kane Hodder.:D
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