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Old 08-24-2007, 07:55 AM
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:20 AM
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Well...That certainly explains it...




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Many moons ago he was known as "Sam The Egg"........until the great BANNING WARS of 2005
Every time I see this...I hear the voice, and get the image...

"A THOUSAND years ago...." *Voluminous smoke rolls in*


And I bet you don't even watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force...:D
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My Karma ran over my Dogma

God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him

I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:32 AM
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2) Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Zwoti can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

LOL.....:p Funny stuff.....I like my first one......:)
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:45 AM
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I feel kinda bad about MassMan's friend, Dudeman

He's been around a bit lately, and I forgot...no one reminded me either...

So...I had a leftover one that I'll give him (and yes, it's lame :p)



Dudeman is so fast that he ran all the way around the world and smacked himself in the head...from behind.
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit

My Karma ran over my Dogma

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The rancid remains of what I used to be
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:38 AM
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Dudeman is SO fast, that when God said let there be light, he had already managed to hide his animal porn magazine, screw the lid back on the vaseline and put it into his bed side draw, pull his boxers back up and jump into bed to pretend to be asleep.
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:12 PM
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I love it. Funniest thread in a long while.

Excellent idea.:D :D :D
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:10 PM
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Those where great Rayne.I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.I have read my first one about a thousand times.
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:51 PM
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Haha, I got #69! :D
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:06 PM
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14) If you rearrange the letters in Dude Guadalupe...He'll fucking break you.




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63) There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Dude Guadalupe is going to walk.
Yeah.......
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:17 PM
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Awesome list Rayne! Hahahaha...my first one was great :D

Still, I feel the need to comment on omething MM said way back on the first page....

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I was there, and survived, I'm a veteran.
I was there, got banned twice and am still here - that makes me a zombie, bitch.
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