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Actually...He's just playing...I think he was born in Tromaville...lol He's a Cancer...Morbid sense of humor that most people don't get, and all that...
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Well going on the immortal words of one of my best friends I'd probably have to "keep it sexy" because no matter what you're doing, running a marathon or having heart surgery that was always her advice. Even in situations where everyone would deem it impossible, if you don't try then you don't have an excuse.
Which to me leaves very few options: One would be a suicide jump, landed perfectly. However, it can also be pretty unflattering if you don't land it right. I think it's mostly up to luck anyway, I don't like leaving things up to luck. I'd have to go with hanging probably. I wouldn't eat for a day before and I would barely eat the day before that, I'd get really drunk the night before so I'm vomiting whatever is left. I'll be hungover and dehydrated for the actual hanging. Leave myself a good hour or two to get ready, maybe more since it's pretty important. Yup, I'd make her proud.
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I think leaving a good looking corpse is important if you are going to choose your death. I'm not totally sure how long I want to live... Some days, I kinda want to live as long as I can. When I think hard about it though, the idea of dying when you're really old and nobody cares is something that I don't like to think about. Like if you're 83 or something.... uggg don't want to think about it. You get to the point where people think of your death as a blessing instead of a tragedy, I guess you're not supposed to want loved ones to be sad. It's also all but guaranteed I won't be able to walk (disease) and that I'll have intense arthritis (inherited) when I'm older.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, DONT CLICK IF THIS STUFF OFFENDS YOU!!! http://www.petdance.com/actionpark/b...-suicide-2.jpg YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, DONT CLICK IF THIS STUFF OFFENDS YOU!!! Also please do not click link if you have never seen a picture of a dead person before. your brain also definitely does not have time to register each bit of destruction if you kill yourself instantly which this man definitely succeeded in doing.
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well, someone said drowning. Trust me, it isnt nice. I go scuba diving and once my buddy went off and left me. We were in a pitch black wreck and as i went to try and find him i realized i couldnt move. I was tangled in about 50 yards of fishing wire. Well, i panicked and my reg came out of my mouth. It then fell into the wire and got tangled. I was writhing without air, my octopus (spare reg) wason free flow so i couldnt use. all i remember is seeing a large pike swim into my torch beam then laying dow.
Fortunately, another diver who had gone into the water a few minutes after us was following that pike and saw me. I vagely remember being ressusitated by my uncle and then being in hospital. My "buddy" who had left me hasnt spoken to me since but he did send me some free diving stuff. In conclusion, drowning isn't very nice, i've experienced it.
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yeah, drowning definitely wouldn't be a nice way to die.
Also it leaves you with a very bloated corpse.
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