Rob Zombie directs next "Halloween"!

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Zero
OK - imagine for a minute that this is true - Rob Zombie is remaking/reimagining Halloween. . . and, imagine for just a moment that Mr. Zombie calls you up on the telephone and says "what can I do to make this a totally new, totally exciting, totally terrifying film, but also respectful to the original" . . . what would you say?

Er kill Michael in the 1st 5 mins and any one that looks like Jamie Lee Curtis, put in a whole other buch of characters with swords and chainsaws, have naked females aliens attack, Tom Cruise turns up to save the world yet again but unfortunatly vanishes up his own ass, then have blood sucking zombie hamsters come up out the storm drains wearing Stormtrooper outfits who kill everyone with acidic pus that jets out of their eyes, then they kick back have a game of twister, smoke crack reanimate the big titted ladies have a bit of a love in then fade to a pretty sunrise with Rob Zombies "Superbeast" playing over the end credits.

Yeah that should do it!:D Well maybe missed out the respecful to the original part, but close enough.

[Miss Olivia]

That sounds like the best movie ever. Only instead of just Tom disappearing up his own ass, there should be like a rift in the time space continuum up his ass, which threatens to suck up the whole WORLD until Stephen Geoffreys sacrifices himself to the Astral Ass-Crack rift, sealing it and saving everybody....and then they can pack them up in a wooden box like they did the Ark at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and put them in a warehouse full of boxes.....

Oh hell, see what you started?:rolleyes:

[makemebad]

very interested to see what he is going to do with this

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
Er kill Michael in the 1st 5 mins and any one that looks like Jamie Lee Curtis, put in a whole other buch of characters with swords and chainsaws, have naked females aliens attack, Tom Cruise turns up to save the world yet again but unfortunatly vanishes up his own ass, then have blood sucking zombie hamsters come up out the storm drains wearing Stormtrooper outfits who kill everyone with acidic pus that jets out of their eyes, then they kick back have a game of twister, smoke crack reanimate the big titted ladies have a bit of a love in then fade to a pretty sunrise with Rob Zombies "Superbeast" playing over the end credits.

Yeah that should do it!:D Well maybe missed out the respecful to the original part, but close enough.

cool - i'll pass that on to Rob. . . you never know Yeti might get a writing credit!!

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Zero
cool - i'll pass that on to Rob. . . you never know Yeti might get a writing credit!!

Or I could even get offered some other classic horror to wreck all by myself! But hey people would still go and see it just to see how awful it was compared to original, it's like owning your own money making machine!!!
Hey anyone up for remaking Nightmare On Elm Street, it is 22 years old so long overdue for a crap remake!!:D Or Hostel, I reckon it needs some more nudity!

[CHRIS24]

iM GETTING SO IRITTADED HEARING ALL ABOUT THESE DAMN REMAKES ARE ALL THE RICH ASS HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE JUST GETTING LAZY, NAH ON THE OTHER HAND ITS AN EASY WAY TO MAKE A COUPLE MILLION IN THERE POCKETS. iF THERE IS ANY HOLLOWEEN MOVIE TO REMAKE SHIT REMAKE THE THIRD ONE WHERE THERE WAS NO MICHAEL MYERS IN THE PLOT,STORY, ECT.... JUST KEEP THE STUPID STORY THROW MICHAEL IN THERE WEARING ONE OF THOSE STUPID MASKS THAT ENDS UP BLOWING HIS HEAD UP.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by CHRIS24
iM GETTING SO IRITTADED HEARING ALL ABOUT THESE DAMN REMAKES ARE ALL THE RICH ASS HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE JUST GETTING LAZY, NAH ON THE OTHER HAND ITS AN EASY WAY TO MAKE A COUPLE MILLION IN THERE POCKETS. iF THERE IS ANY HOLLOWEEN MOVIE TO REMAKE SHIT REMAKE THE THIRD ONE WHERE THERE WAS NO MICHAEL MYERS IN THE PLOT,STORY, ECT.... JUST KEEP THE STUPID STORY THROW MICHAEL IN THERE WEARING ONE OF THOSE STUPID MASKS THAT ENDS UP BLOWING HIS HEAD UP.

Or we could remake the third one and put you in it and kill you for using caps lock all the time.

[Angra]

Rob Zombie..... Halloween.....

I hate it already..

[crazy raplh]

I am down with that

[spawn69]

rob zombie isnt a horrible director he only messed up on the devils rejects but if he keeps the same miechal (no talking) and not put to much gor and make it sadistically twisted like house of a thaousand corpses then it should turn out to be an ok hollaween movie