Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #31  
Old 06-04-2006, 06:15 PM
Miss Olivia's Avatar
Miss Olivia Miss Olivia is offline
Ssh...did you hear that?
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Don't go check it out.
Posts: 3,531
Send a message via Yahoo to Miss Olivia
Well, then, she should start collecting SSI for being a psycho.
__________________
I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
------------------------------
Ssshhh....did you hear that?
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 06-04-2006, 06:24 PM
X¤MurderDoll¤X's Avatar
X¤MurderDoll¤X X¤MurderDoll¤X is offline
so bad they call her boss
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: on a high horse
Posts: 7,249
Send a message via AIM to X¤MurderDoll¤X
Quote:
Originally posted by Haunted
If Dolly worked in a bakery, I might have to pitty the customers who may go home and die a painful death beginning with stomach cramps (as she migh slip the juice of deadly nightshade berries)
in all honesty, I would probably poison shitty customers.

what? they wouldn't die. :)
__________________
stop the world - I want to get off


Last edited by X¤MurderDoll¤X; 06-04-2006 at 06:28 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 06-04-2006, 06:35 PM
_____V_____'s Avatar
_____V_____ _____V_____ is offline
For Vendetta
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 31,677
How about being a helper to the mortician? You do get full payment for the "last services", if you know what I mean.

Seriously though, I m still thinking you ll make a good office assistant. Its good money, and unfussed work.
__________________
"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 06-05-2006, 12:42 AM
Elvis_Christ's Avatar
Elvis_Christ Elvis_Christ is offline
Misanthrope


 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 15,479
Be a roadie.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 06-05-2006, 02:10 PM
Yeti.13's Avatar
Yeti.13 Yeti.13 is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Lincolnshire, UK
Posts: 623
Marry a rich old guy thats about to die.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 06-05-2006, 07:55 PM
X¤MurderDoll¤X's Avatar
X¤MurderDoll¤X X¤MurderDoll¤X is offline
so bad they call her boss
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: on a high horse
Posts: 7,249
Send a message via AIM to X¤MurderDoll¤X
Quote:
Originally posted by Yeti.13
Marry a rich old guy thats about to die.
Well I need a job until I can reach that goal. ;)
__________________
stop the world - I want to get off

Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 06-05-2006, 09:31 PM
Miss Olivia's Avatar
Miss Olivia Miss Olivia is offline
Ssh...did you hear that?
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Don't go check it out.
Posts: 3,531
Send a message via Yahoo to Miss Olivia
Then work in a nursing home.;)
__________________
I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
------------------------------
Ssshhh....did you hear that?
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 06-05-2006, 09:35 PM
Dante'sInferno's Avatar
Dante'sInferno Dante'sInferno is offline
Tonight's the nght.
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Davenport, Iowa.
Posts: 10,461
Yeah,be on guard so they don't try and bite off your hand for mistaking it as food.

Last edited by Dante'sInferno; 06-05-2006 at 10:01 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 06-06-2006, 04:50 AM
Haunted's Avatar
Haunted Haunted is offline
The Queen of Swords
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Zira
Posts: 5,699
Send a message via AIM to Haunted
Working in a nursing home can be an emotionally rewarding job, if you go for that emotionally rewarding stuff. I personally like old people because they're usually very friendly (except the ones that aren't) and usually very lonely. The reasons they're lonely is because either A. They're family never comes to see them or B. They've forgotten that they're family comes to see them.

There will be little old people that you will fall in love with because they're so sweet and just treat you like you're their own grandchild, unfortunately, they may pass on and that's really really draining. There will be little old people, cute as buttons, that are meaner than hell too.

Hard work. Also, you have to deal with their families and like your tenets, they are either kind and appreciative of your care, or they're total assholes.

Dolly, I wouldn't recommend this job for you. However if may change your perspective on many things.
__________________
By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 06-06-2006, 05:03 AM
The Flayed One's Avatar
The Flayed One The Flayed One is offline
Mighty HDC Drunken Pirate

 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: I'm Crunchy!
Posts: 4,503
Seriously, my vote still stands for forklift operator. Your cert is easy to get, you sit all day, wear whatever the hell you want & you can listen to your MP3 player while you do it. It also pays fairly decent.
__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:55 AM.