missing person report

[Zero]

Originally posted by hammerfan
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've quit too - we can quit together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK - for HF I will stay quit. . . only my avatar will smoke! (and it really does light up - just watch it for a second, its so cool) :D

[Haunted]

Found him!

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
well. . . for a ripe bannana!!

apologies for the long silence - i've been on now and again, but not for very long - it is (honestly) very kind of you all to notice . . . it has really been the only nice thing that's happened to me this week. . . because:

I got dumped!! (taah daah!) Shocking, yes, who could resist an adorable monkey like myself . . .(well, actually I can answer that question in great detail as i know EXACTLY who could resist my charms and, indeed, someone who was apparently repelled by them).

So, the brief snap shot of the gory details:

I'm cooking up dinner and waiting for her to drop by after work (our usual practice over the past few months). She stops in, usual chit chat, we eat dinner (and that's the part that annoys me - she EATS MY FOOD AND THEN DUMPS ME). . . anyway, i'm clearing up after, she's sitting at the table and says, "can we talk about something" - words that always mean: "brace yourself for the big dumperoo". Anyway, she says "I don't think things are working out," and I (STUPIDLY) ask "why." She says, "its just not the kind of relationship I thought it would be. And, again (EVEN MOR STUPIDLY) I ask, "in what way?" And she says (and this is the line that will haunt my psyche for years) :

"You're funny, but not fun."

Well, what do you say to that. . . she asked to grab her things, I said I'd make it easy and take a walk. An hour later I come back home (from the freezing cold) to find all her stuff gone, my key laying in the middle of my table (no note or anything), and a pile of dirty dishes!

Love Stinks.

Long story short, I should be back on HDC more often. :)

You should have done what any monkey in that situation would have.......throw your feces at her.


For the record, i think your tons of fun...you can't have funny without fun..no.

[Zero]

LMAO - oh my god i just spit coffee onto myself. ..

hurling feces! D'OH Why didn't I think of that. . . boy I could really see the look on her smug face if I could've managed a big plop and then hurled it at her head. . .

(a brief thought of dropping by her apartment with a bucketfull of poo-nuts. . . but that's probably a serious offense.)

Thanks Newb - you made my day!

[slasherman]

...fuck ..cant people even go to the toilet before they are missed ?....:mad:























:p

[Zero]

well .. . it depends on who one is . . . someone as charming and delightful as myself - obviously not. . . i suspect that each time i blink people miss the divine light emanating out of my eyes. . . but, hey, that's just me


:rolleyes:

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by Zero
OK - for HF I will stay quit. . . only my avatar will smoke! (and it really does light up - just watch it for a second, its so cool) :D

You're a good man, Zero! We will stay quit together! I quit 2 months ago - how long has it been for you?

BTW, I think the girl's nuts for dumping you. Not that I know you all that well, but you seem like a pretty decent and fun guy.

Also, yes your avatar is cool - I watched it light up.

[stubbornforgey]

About time you came home.!!!
'somebody lock the doors'
Em sorry to hear about what you went through zero..'cough' ..BITCH!!
How dare she...gosh..what is it with damned females these days.
Well..may a thousand fleas infest her hairy ass.
Can i pass on the banana..??I need it to make a cake for a birthday party today..but no doubt i will end up by
buying one from the bakery cos i dunno how to bake for shit.
Zero..'stubborn gets all sloppy'
Your a rather unique little monkey and
you were sorely missed.
'love you bro'
Now if i were you..i would send her the bill
for last weeks groceries.
Now can you move to new zealand and cook for me..?????
Either you or FM ..either.. eyether.
Come and sit here and i will pick out all your cooties. :D
BTW..i gave up smoking too ...for a whole week when i had the flu.
em weak!!weak i say..

[slasherman]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey

Now can you move to new zealand and cock for me..?????

:rolleyes:

[stubbornforgey]

hrmmm...glasses me thinks.