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08-14-2005, 01:26 PM
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Two kids walk into a bar. The bartender serves em' and the get really drunk. Then they try and drive a car home. The car crashes and they both die.
Eh? Ehhh?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. 
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08-14-2005, 01:50 PM
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I have guitars on my boxer shorts.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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08-14-2005, 01:56 PM
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I just ate a little ice cream with Heath bars in it.
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08-14-2005, 02:13 PM
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theres a gingerbread man in my room
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08-14-2005, 02:36 PM
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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08-14-2005, 03:17 PM
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"clarinet" works too though.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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08-14-2005, 04:18 PM
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No, Hellboy. The flute is MINE. I don't have any musical panties, but I do have some with martinis on them.
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08-14-2005, 04:48 PM
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My martini panties are clean, and besides that...they've already been claimed.
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