Moving Out and Learning the Art of the Street Urchin

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Deposable
Your right. Only because your a cool cat and I respect you. No more from me. back too your problem.

Its cool, its cool... the alcohol in my belly is making me all mellow and I forgive everyone for everything ever... even that time you got caught masturbating...

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No more drama... remember, this thread is about ME and MY problems.:D

Yes, sorry.



I feel bad and sorry about your situation Itsalive.

I´m a totally safty & luxury person and really apreciate my 4 walls no matter how close they are to each other. LOL

If i was in a situation like yours i wouldn´t know what the hell i would do? I would definitely panic and start to cry and probably also think suicidal thoughts. Not that i say that you should commit suicide, Itsalive............. But it wouldn´t hurt to try.;) :D


Just kidding my friend.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
Not that i say that you should commit suicide, Itsalive............. But it wouldn´t hurt to try.;) :D

hahahahaha

Nice.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahahahaha

Nice.

What about storing your stuff at your mom's place...or in a friend's basement or garage or something? :( I'm sure somebody would be willing to help you out.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
What about storing your stuff at your mom's place...or in a friend's basement or garage or something? :( I'm sure somebody would be willing to help you out.

Well, you're right. I have LOTS of friends.:D

But it might be too late to pull any strings, at least before Tuesday. I'll do my best and keep you filled in.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
So I have to move out of my apartment on the 26th of this month (July, duh) by 10:45 in the morning. But here's the thing... I can't move in to my new apartment until the 30th of said month. That means I have 4 days to do something somewhere that isn't my home. I'll have all this furniture and crap sitting in the street and I don't have money for a locker or anything, then couple that with the extra money I'll have to pay over my deposit which is most likely gone from damages... bah.

So I started thinking. I'm sure its been done before by documentary makers and writers alike, but I'd love to just live on the street for a week (which might happen anyway). You know, live under a bridge, spend money on bottles of Old English, get scurvy...

The plus side is I wouldn't have to worry about money problems or any social trends whatsoever. Obviously not having any money would be a good reason not to worry about it, but social trends... who cares what kind of hairstyle is in? The new cd that came out? The fall lineup at American Eagle? Psh, I live on the fuckin street! I brush my teeth with a dirty Kleenex! Man, it'd be sweet to be street urchin hobo trashy piece of shit.

sell the furniture & lighten the load...

[meetthecreeper]

I have an idea, go to a local park and set up all your furniture just like you would in your apartment. Then just live there like you were in your apartment.

Act like everything is normal and what you are doing isnt totally deranged.

The cops will be understanding I am sure and put your stuff in storage for you and then they will give you a nice place to sleep for a few days.

After the few days call mom and tell her you are in the poke. She'll come bail you out. If not call me and I will do it.

Why would I do that?? Because if you are crazy enough to follow my advice, then you deserve at least that much from me.

Make sure you take pictures.

It worked for the stooges it will work for you.

Good luck:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I have an idea, go to a local park and set up all your furniture just like you would in your apartment. Then just live there like you were in your apartment.

Act like everything is normal and what you are doing isnt totally deranged.

The cops will be understanding I am sure and put your stuff in storage for you and then they will give you a nice place to sleep for a few days.

After the few days call mom and tell her you are in the poke. She'll come bail you out. If not call me and I will do it.

Why would I do that?? Because if you are crazy enough to follow my advice, then you deserve at least that much from me.

Make sure you take pictures.

It worked for the stooges it will work for you.

Good luck:D

Y'know, if I actually did get thrown in jail for setting up a pseudo-home in the park, and you came to bail me out... Someone would have to write a book on it, because that would be the most insane series of events to ever take place.

But thanks for your advice.:D

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Y'know, if I actually did get thrown in jail for setting up a pseudo-home in the park, and you came to bail me out... Someone would have to write a book on it, because that would be the most insane series of events to ever take place.

But thanks for your advice.:D

It would be quite funny IMO.

I can see people coming to ask you why you are doing this.

Is it to protest the war in Iraq?

Are you doing it to solve world hunger? make people notice the homeless problem??

Are you doing this against nuclear power?

Hell no you morons I just need a place to sleep and to put my stuff. Now get the hell out of my living room. Hey you, the guy with the camera, thats my bathroom jackass.

Seriously dude I hope everything works out for ya, Gods know I have been in your situation and its tough. But I think you will be OK. These things have ways of working themselves thru.

Hey just think you could find a tavern thats open until 4am and then one that opens at 7am. Shit then you only have 3 hours to kill.:p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper

Hey just think you could find a tavern thats open until 4am and then one that opens at 7am. Shit then you only have 3 hours to kill.:p

Hell, I could just sell all my stuff and use the cash to pay for all the booze.