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06-06-2005, 11:40 AM
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Jeez... Cant make a single totally uncvalled for off color remark without people getting pissed at you... fucking politeness nazis :D
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I'm actually going to list typos as a skill on my resume. I bet that will get the programming and web developement job offers pouring in :)
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06-06-2005, 01:45 PM
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OMG;)
So my friend knows I'm into horror movies...and he has the balls to ask me "Have you seen "White Noise"? ;) uggggghhhhhhh....he thought it was GOOD ;) ahaha...ahahah....ahahahahahahahah.
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im angry at trashy ass motherfuckers who dont have money and then want to eat my food just cuz theyre too irresponsible to buy their own!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: (referring to my bfs sister, who were arguing with this weekend)
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06-06-2005, 01:57 PM
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This brings back scary memories of when I used to have an apartment and all of my roomates' boyfriends would help themselves to my groceries. ;)
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were gonna try really hard to get a good roommate, preferably an older (30s or so), gay male, mayhbe with a desk/office/puter job, on account i think that would be easier to deal with. we dont want a ton of parties either
anyway. striaght up, if they want to fuck with my food dude, were gonna start emptying out condoms and swiping used q-tips onto everything. he told me about his friend who woudl bring home whoppers all the time and someone would always eat em. so finally he came in one, put it back, and when he checked it had been eaten. so he went up to all his roomie and siad 'to whoever ate that whopper, i fuckin jerked off in that thing' and just left GENIUS! my first year of college i was roomies with my best friend freom 5th grade. no problems at ALL. this one dude i was dating a few months back had a gay roomate, althou he wasnt all too flamboyant we had our suspicions. but he was fuckin bomb, very clean, very fiendly, didnt fuck with food, etc etc. but yeh, his sister is fuckin ghetto. she has a 10 year old daughter and yet no food in the fridge. then i roll in and all of a sudden she thinks shes on a free ride.
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Yeah, it drives me crazy how rude people can be. I would never take something of my roomates (not that I have one anymore) unless I asked permission first. Sorry she's such a free-loader. Just write something like..."EAT THIS AND I'LL KILL YOU BITCH" on your food ;)
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dude. i started putting everything in bags, and then she'd go through the bag. a few times she'd try and go through the bag, pretending like she wasnt in it, and thing is, she'd pul out what she wanted, tie the bag closed, but not put back what she used inthe bag. yeh, like i wouldnt notice
anyway. i put all my freezer goodies in a bag (as in, everthing in the freezer is mine but 2 boxes of girls scout cookies), and a buncha labels that read 'Kristin' so we got home last night and she had writen 'quinn's water' on the water, and this morning she had written 'for quinn' on the cheese and butter. whos quinn???? her 10 year old daughter. LOL!! she didnt even have the balls to put her own name, i mean she coudla at LEAST made it look like quinn had written that shit herself.... :D i fuckin hate roommates man.. watever happened to common sense and decency??
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06-06-2005, 02:17 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAH. She wrote that stuff on YOUR FOOD? Or she put her OWN FOOD in there and then had the balls to write "Quinn's Food" so that nobody would touch it? ;)
Either way, that's crazy. I agree. I'm never renting again. When I move, it'll be into my own home;)
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