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well, someone has to, i guess.
You will have to fight Mark Anthony for her. I suggest allowing him to save some face and beat him with the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels. That should keep him from passing out too quickly.
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I don't know why I like this pic so much, it just looks so pretty to me...
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ugh...
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if the ability to dance is criteria for her affections ... i'm lost .. |
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might actually be BETTER.
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halloween h20
cuz then i would kick the shit outta michelle williams for being so dumb and walking like a duck and when jamie lee pushed michael off the ledge at the end, i'd kick ll cool j's ass and be like, fuck you man, i'm cuttin this bitch up into tiny peices to make sure this wont happen again!!! they always run away after they get them down... HELLO? STAY AND FINISH THE JOB! they dont stab you once and be like, well that could be good enough!!! they eff you up! do the same!!!
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