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#31
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or, they offer you sex and you kill yourself...
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Temp here is in the 70s during the day and 50s at nite, come summer you can swim thru the air form the humidity.
I hate the midwest, I live in an area that is mostly like Iowa, but Shitcago thinks they run the state. I HATE the city and the people that live there. THey need to leave us country folk alone. And stop coming down here to make Methamphetamines, we use Ammonia Hydroxide for our crops dick weeds.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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we finally hit 21 (celcius) today ..
which means tonights beach volleyball may not be the nightmare it was the last 2 weeks. |
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been quite hot here today, around the 80's. not looking forward to it getting hotter, sleeping during the day is uncomfortable.
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It's finally a decent, normal springtime temp today. Which means if it dries up, we get to put up the stockade fence this weekend. Which means we get to go into our back yard and on our deck without having to see or be watched by bitchy neighbors.
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All but BA. Turns out i used some jibber-jabber, and he aint got no time for that.
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beach volleyball was great last night .. the girls on our team were wearing shorts and sport halters and i even saw a couple of bikinis ...
3 cheers for summer ! |
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Wouldn't it have been better without the sport's halters?.....hmmmmm.......really...wouldn't it.
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not for volleyball .. i'd keep getting hit on the face by the other team. someone took a pic of me biting the bum of one of the girls on the team but it turns out she was only pressing long enough for the auto focus .. not the pic. I'll get one next week .. and i'll send it to Zwoti :D |
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